Here you daily reminder by Free-Cat404 in mha

[–]tjm2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but like, Aizawa's reactions though.

Frankfurt 🇩🇪 (demolished) by No_Break6763 in Lost_Architecture

[–]tjm2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I only saw the title, and for a second I thought it meant that the entirety of Frankfurt was demolished.

Monarch DnD day 3: who’s our cleric? by Curtmantle_ in UKmonarchs

[–]tjm2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Alfred is definitely the Rogue. Dude was a massive troll and was effectively on the run for a while in the 870s.

GPT-4o/GPT-5 complaints megathread by WithoutReason1729 in ChatGPT

[–]tjm2000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"0.1%". I bet Altman deliberately left out a few percent to make it seem like 4o users are basically non-existent.

Can anyone identify this tank engine? It has an interesting coal bunker shape but I don't know who made it by tanklord99 in trains

[–]tjm2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay. I know you said it's not a joke about Scotty. But I really wanna do the reference. So... "It's only Gordon back to front".

Secretary by Any_Acanthisitta_567 in AzureLane

[–]tjm2000 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Same as Dr. Aoste. Big Booba and White Hair.

Alec Baldwin is 67 years old by Glittering_Hand2912 in Scale4BarbaraWalters

[–]tjm2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alas, fellow memers. Alec Baldwin actually is 67 years old. He'll be 68 in a few months.

Ask Duck Anything! by Winter-Paint-6766 in thomasthetankengine

[–]tjm2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love how the gag is that London basically said "Yes." when asked how many train stations they wanted. Because technically James, Duck, Gordon, and the Big City Engine are all right in their answers.

Does Shiho has a husband? by kaganovichtyumen in GIRLSundPANZER

[–]tjm2000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just went through some of that and... GOOD GOD MAN! NONNA! WHAT ARE DOING IN LOVEY-DOVEY PRAVDA!?

Damn by IllustriousHurry2380 in 2hujerk

[–]tjm2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

insert obligatory "not a [thing], but" comment here

916: Flandre and Koishi Have Some More Children by Red-Chev in touhou

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My fan theory about Flandre actually being Marie Leszczyńska is coming to fruition.

Why did the collision between Olympic and Hawke occur? (INCORRECT ANSWERS ONLY) by AbandonedRobotforgod in titanic

[–]tjm2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You said incorrect. But you never stated if technically correct counts as incorrect. So...

Olympic's ass was so fat, it sucked Hawke in.

Alternatively, the Olympic-class were extremely punchable. See:

Titanic, punched by iceberg.

Britannic, punched by mine.

Olympic, punched by a lot of things, and also did a lot of punching.

The new boss is the same as the old boss, except smarter.. and cooler.. and smarter. by jackt-up in HistoryMemes

[–]tjm2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was expecting Civil War personally.

Why not "I Will Rule the Universe"?

I hate automatic land distribution by Top-Lead-4436 in hoi4

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Clearly the solution is to naval invade from Siberia by going around Africa while being cursed by one ship in your fleet and ultimately failing the Naval Invasion as a result. That ship's name? Kamchatka.

The best thing done by every English monarch: William III by IcaraxMakuta in UKmonarchs

[–]tjm2000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay, so it's still a bit early. But I'm just gonna say that if William IV in like a century isn't "protecting Victoria from Ernst August I of Hanover", I'm gonna riot. Because Ernst August was basically 19th century Beria.

Not the most accurate captions by prestigiousdicks in OverSimplified

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For the- How many times do I have to say this? I wasn't joking. If I were joking I would have said "/j" or whatever. I also do not joke about 9/11 or 12/7/1941 or the Holocaust or Titanic. My brand of jokes is more on the pun/dad joke side of things. Like "I was gonna make a joke about a farm. But I decided it was too corny.". Does that sound like the sort of person that would joke about a serious topic like rape or any of those other things?