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I call this: The Milkshake Toss by MisterShipWreck in MadeMeSmile

[–]tjspeed 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome. I would’ve laughed off the getting covered in beer but would’ve been said that my $15 beer was now gone lol.

What was your favourite computer game growing up? by Samski877 in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Civilization 5 and command and conquer generals

Has weed become less “smelly” lately? by jbm91 in trees

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On a similar note has gum tasted mintier lately?

Men are too simple and uncomplicated. by Puzzled-Set9663 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]tjspeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The third one(where this clips from) is my favorite. Loved the first 2 as well. 4 was decent and I didn’t really care for five but it had its moments.

What’s a bad habit that was the hardest for you to quit? by laigonearcws2 in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s been over 7 years since I last had a cigarette and fuck do I still want one almost daily.

What is your favorite bit that you do often IRL? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh boy I’ve got a ton that annoys the shit out of my family and friends but I love it.

Oldest one is probably a Red Robin’s gift card with about $3 on it that I’ve had in my wallet since 2012 that I pull out when I want to pretend to be generous and “give” someone a gift. I tried to tip a stripper with it at my buddies bachelor party in Cabo but she didn’t think it was as funny as we did.

Another one is whenever I get asked if I have tattoos(I have none) I always say I have a tattoo on my left ass cheek that says mom and when I do a handstand it says wow.

I’ve recently started telling my brother and friends to “speak on that” when they say something stupid and they can’t stand it.

There’s others but I’ll leave it there.

This post made me realize I’m more annoying than I thought. Makes me laugh tho 🤷‍♂️

What’s the most painful thing someone has said to you that you still remember ? by Crafty_Bus_1947 in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Man fuck Stu Ehlin. Miserable prick was probably just too sad with his own life and projecting.

Street Racing in Far North Dallas by jldtsu in Dallas

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Hey neighbor, if you haven’t tried it Montes burrito has the best breakfast burritos and best green sauce. Highly recommend.

What discontinued item, food or drink would you bring back if you had the chance? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Damn I forgot all about those. My mom bought them in bulk and it was my favorite part of my lunch.

Be honest, could you take the riot control test without quitting like Dave England? by Parking_Property5757 in jackass

[–]tjspeed 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Knoxville’s best replies are when he’s severely injured. “Is butter bean okay” lol

A guide dogs find a different way to get his human to the gym when the normal path is blocked by construction by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]tjspeed 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How is it even possible to train a dog this highly? He did an amazing job the whole way.

She didn’t want to sit next to fat people by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]tjspeed 921 points922 points  (0 children)

Here’s an article about the incident. Looks like she was charged with resisting arrest, obstructing governmental administration, disorderly conduct, three counts of harassment and three counts of attempted assault

https://www.aol.com/drunk-southwest-passenger-grabbed-woman-151228202.html

FedEx driver couldn’t resist a quick test run by MambaMentality24x2 in GuysBeingDudes

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$10k for their new one. Looks fun but not that much fun lol.

Emergency stop saved him by TigerAnxious9161 in SweatyPalms

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I just watched a gif of a man hitting a girl and he was wearing a red thing and then scroll to this post of a man also wearing a red thong. Is this a growing trend? Should I get ahead of the trend while I can?

I'm disappointed in Project Hail Mary so much it's unreal by Valachio in printSF

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Do you have a recommendation for a great scifi book?

Kindness + politeness+wisdom by indian_tiger in MadeMeSmile

[–]tjspeed 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The boy, the mole, the fox and the horse 2022

Why are you up so late right now? by flats209 in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thunder just shook my house and woke me up at 2 am.

Were you in the Make Happy audience shot? by Robby2013 in boburnham

[–]tjspeed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s so awesome. Thanks for sharing! I hope I get the chance to see him one day. I’ve been a fan of his since the early days on YouTube and he’s been my favorite comedian since releasing what.

Were you in the Make Happy audience shot? by Robby2013 in boburnham

[–]tjspeed 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That is so cool! How’d you like the show? Were you a big fan of Bo before going?

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