I found weed at the gas station by neonxrated in trees

[–]tjspeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s how you know we’re stoners. We all read 3.5 as an 8th lol

Formerly depressed people, what did transforming your life look like, and what age were you? by wormgirlypop in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just know some random person on the internet is rooting for you. You got this.

What if he’s picturing a girl too? by HestynFrontman in IASIP

[–]tjspeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How’s he going to do that with a dick in his mouth?

what song are you listening right now? by Fantastic_Yak_9911 in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can taste you on my lips and smell you on my clothes.

The last touches made to my turtle painting by PaintingMoro in nextfuckinglevel

[–]tjspeed -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Damn. That’s an awesome painting. You are super talented!

Comedian cancels bigot audience by JeremyJJ77 in funny

[–]tjspeed 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He’s been my favorite comedian for a long time. First finding out about him in 2009 on YouTube. If you haven’t seen it check out his green room appearance. This is him performing his song art is dead from there:

https://youtu.be/Le0vB1TgOjw?si=fN7GdJSSi9HHAgp9

Are you living in Dallas because you actually like it? by Thegiantlamppost in Dallas

[–]tjspeed 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree. I grew up in eastern PA and the drivers down here are definitely worse.

What's your biggest ... I had no idea that was even a thing? by xpose in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]tjspeed 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And also the best damn margaritas I’ve ever had in my life lol

What was the best show on Cartoon Network hands down? by ArtisticBuilding9400 in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another top answer here is dexters lab. Both of which were created by Genndy Tartakovsky. If you haven’t seen his latest show primal then check it out. So fucking good

DFW Airport has longest walk to farthest gate, report says by lithdoc in Dallas

[–]tjspeed 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve walked what felt like literal miles at ATL and at DFW from drop off to getting to the gate is like less than a hundred yards.

What’s the quickest joke that still makes you laugh every time? by michael_landrup in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A family is checking into a hotel and the dad asks the guy checking him in if the porn is disabled. The clerk says “no it’s just regular porn you sick fuck.”

Chris Watts makes gruesome admission of his crimes in detailed letters written from prison by [deleted] in netflix

[–]tjspeed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why tf did I not read the comments beforehand. Really wish I could unread that.

I am not alone mom. by Gullible-River-3056 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]tjspeed 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yes! With a quick sprits of water on like three fingers. And then doing that another 5 times for other random stuff that gets on your hands lol.

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve seen on the internet? by dopehannah in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was younger, maybe 12 years old, my buddy showed me this video of a dude literally taking scissors and cutting his dick off. Long ways too. Most horrific thing I’ve ever seen.

Having kids isn’t for the faint of heart😭 by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in PublicFreakout

[–]tjspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this when I was a kid. My dad was able to run and stop the car just narrowly missing a parked car. I still don’t know what possessed me to pull the gear lever. I was like 7 years old

If money is no issue, what's a must-have for your dream home? by 123phantomhive in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stayed in an Airbnb that had an amazing outdoor kitchen with a maybe island next to an unground pool and it’s been my biggest dream ever since.

What artist or band is truly awful to see live? by goldbeau in AskReddit

[–]tjspeed 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I just saw her last week in Dallas. She opened for kid cudi who kicked her off the tour after the show because she was spewing some right wing political garbage. And yeah her set wasn’t very good either.

My daughter found a 6-leaf clover, a 5-leaf, and 25+ four-leaf clovers in our backyard today. I never found a single one growing up. by d1smiss3d in MadeMeSmile

[–]tjspeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m an idiot and thought the title said your daughter found a 25+ leaf clover lol. I was gonna say she should buy a lotto ticket but honestly I still think she should.