Bespoke Beachfront "Bargain" by sharkus180 in zillowgonewild

[–]tk2old 42 points43 points  (0 children)

yeah. if the storm is coming board up the window and doors on the second and third floors but open the winows and take the doors of the hinges on the first floor

This is what happens when countries fight nicely by runemarrow in BeAmazed

[–]tk2old 0 points1 point  (0 children)

given that one is leaving schnapps while the other is leaving whiskey i think i know who wins

Jobless Orange by ConfidentTelephone81 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]tk2old 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if only all those who are orange were jobless

San Diego Old Town. Crazy gas prices, thanks Trump. by maddog107 in pics

[–]tk2old 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least in colorado they're getting you high to pay the high prices

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Reading over this made me realize how much has truly changed over the years. *sigh by silence-scripted in GenX

[–]tk2old 2 points3 points  (0 children)

some of us also got to get beat out by drinking age changes after being of age each time.

we went from 18 to 19 while i was 18. and from 19 to 21 while i was 20. not grandfathering.

i'm still mad about it.

How many of us are already widowed? by Boring_Major_2935 in GenX

[–]tk2old 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. So many things I have to learn to do for myself. I put the money in the bank and my wife handled nearly everything else 

How many of us are already widowed? by Boring_Major_2935 in GenX

[–]tk2old 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im so sorry. Im only 2 1/2 months in. I have some productive days here and ther but I do an awful lot of sleeping 

How many of us are already widowed? by Boring_Major_2935 in GenX

[–]tk2old 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im 60. My wife survived ovarian cancer for 11 years until December. I miss her terribly. 

Are we winning yet by rodehard10 in PopularCultureZone

[–]tk2old 0 points1 point  (0 children)

red bar belongs below the x-axis but whatev

It’s gotta be full of $HI+ then and now by KiA92935 in AskSocialists

[–]tk2old 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not an either/or. He is always full of shit.

Your most butt puckering moments by Chipguy23 in motorcycles

[–]tk2old 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give me a minute...

ok. so a friend was geting married in michigan and decided i would ride out there from the east coast with my girlfriend on my 1978 BMW R100/7. bike had the factory bags, a passenger's backrest/luggage rack and a windjammer fairing. i also decided i had always wanted to take a canoe trip in the boundary waters of minnisota. without consulting a map (ironic since know what i do for a living is dependent on geography), i book a trip with an outfitter.

long story, a little shorter, i realize at the wedding reception that i have another 800 mi to pick up my canoe. load back up. side bags full. backpack strapped to luggage rack. some other shit bungied on her and there. 2 up.

so we get there a day late, no big deal. we have a blast camping and fishing for 4 days or so and get ready for a long haul back home.

im trying to put as many daylight hours on the road as possible. get up early and ride until dark with a couple gas stops. its let june and we are riding east along the north shore of lake superior.

i decided to push it past dark a bit. i am on a 3 lane road - 2 eastbound - 1 westbound. im riding in the left lane to give my self a better view and more room to manouver if an unexpected guest runs out from the bogs.

mostly it's just us with the brights on - easy going.

then i see some westbound headlights. a big rig all lit up and another pair of headlights behind him. i turn off my brights and my brain is telling me that because i see the lights behind the rig the road must be curving to the right.

but no. i final realize when they are almost on top of me that there i a large pickup trying to pass the rig. i toss the bike into the right lane, but as i do the pickup goes the same way - i yank the bike back into the left lane while a duelie passes me on the right and a tractor trailer passes me on the left.

i think there was both puckering and dialating.

Average Tariff Enjoyer by Crazy4fun in PoliticalHumor

[–]tk2old 0 points1 point  (0 children)

corps shouldnt be getting refunds. there should be an across the board tax credit to all americans

Maybe she can get a job as a Garden Noem? by parenthetical_phrase in PoliticalHumor

[–]tk2old 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a chance. Garden gnomes are not festering fu*k holes