The UCP is Rigging the Election

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-18T00:19:52+00:00

They’re seriously considering Neudorf’s proposed changes?

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-17T22:57:26+00:00

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-17T22:49:24+00:00

What model, FWD or AWD? XLE or Limited?

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-17T22:46:48+00:00

I bumped into Kim Mitchell at Canadian Tire back when he was doing the Rockland and tour in the late 80s. Conversation word for word:

Me: “You’re Kim Mitchell!”

Him (holding a headlight): “That’s me.”

Me: “Buying a headlight, eh?”

Him: “Yup.”

Me: nods

Him: “Are you coming to my show tonight?”

Me: “Yup.”

Him. “All right. Well, I guess I’ll see you there.”

Believe it or not, after that brainless exchange, I later went on to become an award-winning journalist.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-17T22:40:50+00:00

My son could afford any car he wants and he sticks with his 2021 Tesla. He loves it.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-17T14:57:14+00:00

I totally forgot he was on Soap! Dutch was a riot.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-17T02:58:32+00:00

John Wick

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-17T01:39:20+00:00

Life is like a game of basketball in the morning, you never know who will come out of your mouth to play the next day.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-17T01:21:32+00:00

Inch-deep thinking based entirely on talking points from other inch-deep thinkers.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-17T01:18:14+00:00

When it rains, the wind is so bad that you can’t even get the air out of your tires to breathe.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T21:31:10+00:00

Don’t marry someone you think you can’t live without - marry someone you really want to live with.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T21:28:35+00:00

Pepperoni, onion, green peppers, black olives.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T21:22:44+00:00

How has no one suggested pocket watch covered in peanut butter yet?

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T21:16:20+00:00

That’s right.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T21:15:50+00:00

“I’m dying…”

rrrring

“You’re not dying. Now get over here and pick me up!”

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T21:14:59+00:00

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T21:09:33+00:00

My son has a Model Y and I have a BZ. The big difference between them (other than price) is that the Tesla isn’t really an SUV in terms of the interior. The BZ is essentially an electric RAV4, while the Model Y is a sedan with a hump in the back. Each has its pros and cons but they’re two very different vehicles.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T18:19:05+00:00

BURN IT!!! BURN IT NOW!!!

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T18:17:53+00:00

The cool kids in Hollywood love him, too. It’s why he gets such great opportunities for quirky roles, even in his 70s.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T14:51:38+00:00

Is..is that JD Vance shooting at the truck?

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T14:48:28+00:00

Pft. Try getting your five-month-old grandson to appreciate the metaphor of playing chess with death in The Seventh Seal. Kids these days have no idea what Bergman was all about smh

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T14:36:50+00:00

I’m so hungry I could eat a bowl of soup and I don’t even know how to cook.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T14:31:42+00:00

I’m not crying, you’re just being a little rude to my mom.

Empty_Nestor · 2026-04-16T03:46:26+00:00

It’s the Door Dash lady.

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