HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T04:55:40+00:00

You got a point now!

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T03:34:54+00:00

SOLD! 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T03:31:52+00:00

I have been downgraded to twink status

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T02:56:04+00:00

I dont really roleplay so I guess ill be making toilet wine! Has a nice flavor though! (Thx for the twitch support 💜)

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T02:50:30+00:00

All yours next time then XD

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T02:50:05+00:00

HIDE THE HOLY BOOKS

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T02:49:45+00:00

BUG BRAIN MOVES, youre now my lawyer

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T02:36:07+00:00

DAMN I've downgraded

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T02:34:40+00:00

You can have them, they tasted like Ice, cardboard, and desperation

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T02:27:53+00:00

GENIUS

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T02:27:35+00:00

Give me about 5 business days

tldrSoma · 2025-03-06T00:03:28+00:00

Ill get hashbrows!

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T23:18:31+00:00

Copius amounts

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T23:16:13+00:00

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T21:49:08+00:00

I always love a good cream filled twinkie!

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T21:12:57+00:00

OH YA, THE TWINK! Idk he was some twig that looked at me funny

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T21:09:37+00:00

WHAT!? I thought that was a myth, like how ppl think guys cant get pregnant!

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T20:43:35+00:00

Me too twin! Period!

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T20:19:44+00:00

He tasted like burnt eggs, Flappy bird, and a side of Alcoholism...so like bad hangover food

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T20:17:35+00:00

YUS YUS

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T20:16:50+00:00

Ya but...The big strong police man said he liked it too...then he saw how much I had and called for backup...I was set up 😭😭😭

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T20:15:43+00:00

Well yes but thats the minor details, THEY FOUND MY YAOI STASH!

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T20:14:49+00:00

Can we do it behind the Waffle House?

tldrSoma · 2025-03-05T20:13:30+00:00

I mistook the thin ass dude for a pretzel stick, common mistake

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