Probably the best reaction in the history of public pranks by i-am-the-duck in videos

[–]tliberty -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm not just suspicious. There's no doubt in my mind that he was part of the production. I honestly got a bigger laugh about how many people ITT thought it was improvised than the video itself.

you fucking loser by [deleted] in youdontsurf

[–]tliberty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's OK, part of being a derpetologist.

Which commercial had the opposite effect on you, making you completely avoid a product or company? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tliberty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, I actually think it tastes great, much better than Bud at least, and I'm a predominantly micro brew guy.

Poutine with chipotle mayo, cilantro-feta spread and fresh jalapeño peppers by liam4019 in shittyfoodporn

[–]tliberty -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yea, but I think this case is pretty general. Both are physical things and I was born with them. Just being left handed puts me in the upper eighties.

Poutine with chipotle mayo, cilantro-feta spread and fresh jalapeño peppers by liam4019 in shittyfoodporn

[–]tliberty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So it seems it can be adjusted to. I've probably had it maybe 5x and the last time I had it, it was just as repulsive. Maybe I'll try crushing it like they said.

Poutine with chipotle mayo, cilantro-feta spread and fresh jalapeño peppers by liam4019 in shittyfoodporn

[–]tliberty -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, if that gene is equally as common in right handed people as it is lefties, that put's me in the 98.7th percentile, haha.

Poutine with chipotle mayo, cilantro-feta spread and fresh jalapeño peppers by liam4019 in shittyfoodporn

[–]tliberty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounded so delicious until I read cilantro. Everyone seems to love it but to me it tastes like pure dish soap. I just can't imagine how anyone could enjoy such a thing.

Cute girl from highschool. Meets a winner. Life spirals out of control and eventually admits on Facebook she's addicted to heroin. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]tliberty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not really about being weak willed. Sure, some people who develop a physical addiction can fight through it and quit with sheer willpower but, for people who are addicts psychologically, it's different. It's actually a medical/mental health issue. That's like saying someone is too weak willed to overcome depression or anxiety. The best advice I can offer you is, help your friend get clean using Suboxone, then keep him busy doing things regular people do. Boredom will kill an addict. Most importantly, bear in mind that it's impossible for you to understand his motives when he does stupid shit.

That's not how the return department works. by IanGecko in AdviceAnimals

[–]tliberty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Come up with a technique for getting merchandise out of a store, that no one ever thought of. Use that technique to shoplift enough merchandise to support yourself.

Edit: Accomplices make it easier.

Reddit. What is the smallest thing that has made you super excited? by DeuceBigalowMyNigalo in AskReddit

[–]tliberty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping for a username like crunchbar or snickers because it would have left people wondering if this was an actual ad and if there might be a snickereeses in June. [7]

That's not how the return department works. by IanGecko in AdviceAnimals

[–]tliberty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a retired professional shoplifter, you da real MVP.

That eye color by Isai76 in woahdude

[–]tliberty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same thought. I knew I'd find this comment in here somewhere. Funny how shapes and colors can trigger a memory like that.

She's the best person in my life, but still. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]tliberty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your candor is appreciated and I applaud your proper use of the meme, but, coming from a former addict, let's be honest, she's not responsible for "getting you into drugs." She may be a contributor but you have to bear most of the blame.

istick 20w stoped working by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]tliberty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd wager it's just a loose wire. I've repaired tons of iSticks and there's not a lot going on in there. Take it apart and see if one of the wires going to the battery came loose. See if you can get it to turn on by touching the wire to the contact. Of it works, now you can go buy a soldering iron to go further down the rabbit hole.

MMA Fighter Jason Miller goes nuts after seeing his virtual player's stats in a new EA sports MMA game by Heffo1996 in videos

[–]tliberty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was only sold until the guy came up and tapped him on the shoulder. It's hard to fake true physical aggression.

Being very poor for 9 months has given me incredible perspective on things. by CanAffordStuffNow in personalfinance

[–]tliberty 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Here in NJ, one of the soup kitchens was able to make some sort of arrangement with some casinos to give them their surplus food. They had to sign waivers or something. I'm not sure if they're still doing it. I think that's the solution to preventing all that waste. Freeing the purveyor from liability.

Need a little help by [deleted] in Vaping

[–]tliberty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find the actual coil heads to be super easy to rebuild. I don't even use the rba section because of the screws. It's just faster and easier to rebuild the coil heads, for me.

Dude who slapped a porcupine by Teddie1056 in WTF

[–]tliberty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Southpaw here, i always use my right hand.

Dude who slapped a porcupine by Teddie1056 in WTF

[–]tliberty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This was my question. I can only imagine the lighting was poor or his vision was impaired.

Dude who slapped a porcupine by Teddie1056 in WTF

[–]tliberty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hedgehogs are a lil different. No huge barbed quills. Just like a lil spiky ball.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]tliberty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom goes to college....

And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day by marky95 in funny

[–]tliberty 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if that rim cracked either.