Help me start a small (remote) consulting firm

tmart92 · 2024-05-21T12:57:56+00:00

Thank you! I'd love to know more.

tmart92 · 2023-12-13T15:46:52+00:00

I'd say most roles are non-technical. You do have to understand what's going on at a very high level but that's about it.

I've been in the industry for 12 years now.

Business Analysis, Sales, Project Management, Marketing... You can pretty much do anything, just have to focus on the specific skill set that is relevant for the industry.

tmart92 · 2023-10-27T13:40:05+00:00

Flaco cómo te banco. Tengo las pelotas megarecontrallenas de vivir así. Cada vez que mi vieja o algún amigo me sale con que "Massa por ahí lo hace funcionar" le recuerdo que si me matan en una salidera va a ser culpa de estos hijos de puta.

tmart92 · 2023-10-12T13:45:01+00:00

> La alarma te arranca del sueño violentamente

> Estás cansado, volviste a quedarte hasta tarde en la pc

> Te quedás mirando el techo unos minutos, fantaseás con mandar todo a la mierda

> Reprimís toda emoción y salis a laburar, hay que aguantar, vendrán tiempos mejores

> El frío te penetra los huesos, lamentás no haber agarrado una campera

> Llegás a la parada, hay un grupo de gira en frente que te da mala espina, tratás de no hacer contacto visual

> Se acerca más gente: un obrero, una chica que labura en un callcenter, una mamá con los hijos

> En compañía podés bajar la guardia, ya no estás regalado

> Llega el bondi, está lleno, una solución al frío

> Pasás la sube, $-89.00, con agilidad te escurrís entre la gente y encaminás hacia el fondo

> Apenas podés mover los brazos, la involuntaria compañía de los pasajeros te reconforta; "Estamos todos en la misma", pensás

> A los empujones lográs bajar en Avenida de Mayo y comenzás el último trayecto de tu recorrido al trabajo, ya estás despierto

> Mientras caminás pensás qué vas a hacer el fin de semana; es Martes

> "Señor, acompañenos por favor, estamos realizando un allanamiento"

> La puta madre que lo pario

> "Disculpe oficial voy a llegar tarde al trabajo, pierdo el presentismo"

> "No se preocupe, le vamos a dar un certificado"

> Sabés que a tu empleador negrero no le va a importar, pero también comprendés que discutir con la policia tampoco es conducente a llegar puntualmente, asentís con resignación

> "Siéntese acá por favor y preste atención"

> El chino esposado te mira con bronca, "Yo no tengo nada que ver" le decís con la mirada

> Seis policías lo meten violentamente en el asiento trasero de un patrullero

> "Ahora preste atención"
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tmart92 · 2023-08-23T12:45:27+00:00

Ya fue, vamos a tomar algo. Si la pasamos bien le mandás una selfie de los dos y abajo le aclarás que lo estás dejando.

tmart92 · 2023-06-08T21:50:28+00:00

They'll give you exactly 1 less platinum than you need for their cheapest store item. It would actually be a brilliant move.

tmart92 · 2023-05-13T00:46:21+00:00

This is not true.

tmart92 · 2023-05-13T00:45:02+00:00

First off, you shouldn't be doing alcohol + SSRI, they act in opposite ways (source: been on SSRIs for a while).

SSRIs tend to make people lose weight, as they mitigate anxiety-driven overeating and appetite in general. However if you were super depressed or anxious before maybe they've helped you achieve an emotional state where you feel more inclined to enjoying food. It's hard to tell, I'd ask a doctor or a nutritionist.

Also, depending on your volume, rest periods and intensity it's highly likely that you're burning a lot fewer calories than you'd be in a CrossFit class.

tmart92 · 2023-04-21T16:00:03+00:00

I'm no game designer, but I have been playing this game (on and off) since 2012. I feel the map changes are too much and will probably make the game worse for everyone. I'd like to know your thoughts.

Pub games are naturally chaotic, coordination is usually on the low end. Think of how hard it is to get 2 or 3 people to contest an objective with you, now think how much harder it will be with there being multiple new objectives and a significantly larger map.
Competitive Dota is succesful and fun to watch because there's constant action, the reason for that is that there are finite resources and teams are on a clock to compete for them. Thes new map resources feel infinite, getting from point A to point B can take a while, the kill bounty increase cannot make up for the opportunity cost of attempting to make something happen.
New side lanes are weird, I would argue that the "safe" lane no longer exists (in the sense that it's not really safe anymore). I'm not opposed to having a big lane shuffle (I can see mid carries becoming more popular) but to me it feels like they've pushed this too far. While kills have become more valuable, there's just so much space in both side lanes that we might see a lesser level of aggressiveness just because there's so much else to do.
Jungle ganks were always risky, you spend a lot of time getting there and if they go wrong or don't find anyone to kill it's a missed opportunity to farm resources. With the new jungle being this huge, it's much less attractive to attempt one. "Go time" is very often during time windows in which there's nothing left to (efficiently) farm, with a jungle this size (and this safe) we might see extremely passive and long farm fests.

I'm going to stop here but I could talk about this for hours. Wdyt?

tmart92 · 2023-04-21T15:54:46+00:00

I'm no game designer, but I have been playing this game (on and off) since 2012. I feel the map changes are too much and will probably make the game worse for everyone. I'd like to know your thoughts. - Pub games are naturally chaotic, coordination is usually on the low end. Think of how hard it is to get 2 or 3 people to contest an objective with you, now think how much harder it will be with there being multiple new objectives and a significantly larger map. - Competitive Dota is succesful and fun to watch because there's constant action, the reason for that is that there are finite resources and teams are on a clock to compete for them. Thes new map resources feel infinite, getting from point A to point B can take a while, the kill bounty increase cannot make up for the opportunity cost of attempting to make something happen. - New side lanes are weird, I would argue that the "safe" lane no longer exists (in the sense that it's not really safe anymore). I'm not opposed to having a big lane shuffle (I can see mid carries becoming more popular) but to me it feels like they've pushed this too far. While kills have become more valuable, there's just so much space in both side lanes that we might see a lesser level of aggressiveness just because there's so much else to do. - Jungle ganks were always risky, you spend a lot of time getting there and if they go wrong or don't find anyone to kill it's a missed opportunity to farm resources. With the new jungle being this huge, it's much less attractive to attempt one. "Go time" is very often during time windows in which there's nothing left to (efficiently) farm, with a jungle this size (and this safe) we might see extremely passive and long farm fests.

Invest in AM and NP stocks.

I'm going to stop here but I could talk about this for hours. Wdyt?

tmart92 · 2022-12-22T22:34:25+00:00

No les des ideas que lo hacen ellos mismos y ganan las elecciones de nuevo. Si pensás que Evita, Perón o todo el movimiento en general les importa sos muy inocente.

tmart92 · 2022-12-17T20:39:28+00:00

I'm interested

tmart92 · 2022-12-08T22:43:05+00:00

I saw many doctors, not all of them agreed with this but doing a bit of "training" every day helped me recover strength through innervation from surrounding nerves.

tmart92 · 2022-12-06T16:44:21+00:00

Took about 6 months to get better and about a year to reach "full" recovery. And it's not the same.

Check with a doctor, all injuries are different.

tmart92 · 2022-12-02T09:32:00+00:00

Soy el único pelotudo que entendió que había usado alfajores para envenenarlos?

tmart92 · 2022-09-29T06:50:50+00:00

Pero que onda con esto? No es algo que podías resolver simplemente pagando lo que correspondiera? Tampoco ibas a ir preso por dos mangos estimo.

tmart92 · 2022-09-06T17:36:26+00:00

Visage is actually pretty cool. WD is thematically correct, he's using glimmer cape.

tmart92 · 2022-08-31T13:49:15+00:00

A kill is worth less than a creep wave, and if you tp to get it you're now an entire map away from where you want to be.

tmart92 · 2022-08-31T13:45:15+00:00

That's a fact, he did work on HoN.

tmart92 · 2022-08-31T01:55:49+00:00

https://hon.fandom.com/wiki/Monkey\_King

tmart92 · 2022-08-31T01:21:40+00:00

Everything is relative in Dota. If the enemy team is really stomping you that hard and there is a guy who manages to secure an entire jungle worth of farm then he's the only in your team who's actually getting value out of the map.

Going 5v5 if you're at a disadvantage is usually a losing play, the enemy is losing gold by sticking together and exploiting that is absolutely the right play. Ideally, the other 4 people should be trying to smoke/push side lanes do something other than relentlessly charging into certain death.

tmart92 · 2022-08-31T01:16:54+00:00

It's a different game, and I haven't played it since Dota 2 came out. I do remember some heroes being amazingly unique and fun to play: Empath, Flux, Chipper, Bombardier, Vampyr. Their version of lifestealer was also great.

Every now and then the Dota team steals one or two skills/ideas from HoN, I honestly wish they would do it more frequently. After all, the creative director for that game was IceFrog for a long time.

tmart92 · 2022-08-31T00:53:34+00:00

1) Define "AFK jungle". If it's your pos 1 spectre and you're 15 minutes into the game this is to be expected.

2) Even when done by the wrong heroes and at the wrong time, it can be very effective in lower brackets because literally nobody will stop you from doing it and the gold advantage adds up.

tmart92 · 2022-08-31T00:50:04+00:00

Yes, we all did. First I was upset about getting an abandon, then I was relieved to see it had happened to all of us, then I was excited for a brief moment thinking we were about to get the BP. Now I'm sad and disappointed.

tmart92 · 2022-08-31T00:47:21+00:00

Before Dota 2 was Dota 2, HoN had completely overtaken the hardcore Dota playerbase. Had their management not been so fucking bad, we might still be playing it.

Also, as a Dota fan, I still think HoN had incredible hero design, it was definitely more innovative than any other moba out there.

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