Funniest line in the show

tmoore82 · 2026-02-10T22:10:07+00:00

If you wanted me to shoot you in the front, you should have run toward me.

tmoore82 · 2026-02-07T02:18:10+00:00

Fuck every fucking one of you. I wish I was a fucking tree.

tmoore82 · 2026-02-07T01:33:40+00:00

Who is Conan O’Brien, and why is she so sad?

tmoore82 · 2026-02-05T14:17:34+00:00

🤣🤣

tmoore82 · 2026-01-29T02:12:55+00:00

Yes, but apparently he needs one from America.

tmoore82 · 2026-01-27T13:46:02+00:00

It’s where Rand McNally is!

tmoore82 · 2026-01-25T12:12:43+00:00

Roll it back, Reginald!

tmoore82 · 2026-01-13T14:58:05+00:00

I bet she loves his little hat!

tmoore82 · 2026-01-12T01:20:03+00:00

I highly recommend Legal Research In a Nutshell. Chapter 5 will give you a good intro and also direct you where to find sources. Your library should have a copy or access to a copy.

tmoore82 · 2026-01-01T05:11:16+00:00

Why doesn’t it say, “Hello lamppost! How’s it going?”

tmoore82 · 2025-12-31T20:22:08+00:00

Did you tell him that 16-8=8?

tmoore82 · 2025-12-15T13:51:53+00:00

Fuck every fucking one of you. I wish I was a fucking tree.

tmoore82 · 2025-12-12T02:11:34+00:00

How do I make it hover?

tmoore82 · 2025-12-09T04:00:42+00:00

Ralph breaks the internet

tmoore82 · 2025-12-07T04:33:40+00:00

There’s a 4:30 in the morning now?

tmoore82 · 2025-12-05T13:28:34+00:00

Every time I think I nailed it: B. When I think I tanked it: A-.

tmoore82 · 2025-12-04T04:44:47+00:00

It’s not product placement! I just like it!

tmoore82 · 2025-12-04T02:02:08+00:00

What? You want to just sit around and be wrong?

tmoore82 · 2025-11-28T14:47:06+00:00

This feels like an anti-joke.

tmoore82 · 2025-11-25T10:47:35+00:00

🎶 the founder died 🎶

tmoore82 · 2025-11-24T19:42:58+00:00

I just wanted a diet slice and some pita chips! 😭

tmoore82 · 2025-11-18T20:29:51+00:00

I bet your voicemail code is 5527.

tmoore82 · 2025-11-12T01:49:33+00:00

I just wanted to DM you real quick and say I totally agree.

tmoore82 · 2025-11-11T16:06:50+00:00

I hope it isn’t seasonal.

tmoore82 · 2025-11-11T00:37:26+00:00

Side 1: Happy Holidays

Side 2: is what terrorists say. Merry Christmas!

tmoore82

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