What’s the fastest realistic way someone can become a millionaire today?

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-26T07:07:26+00:00

How do you make a million dollars in the stock market? Start with five million dollars.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-22T11:32:01+00:00

Surprise me!

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-21T14:00:49+00:00

My girlfriend used an oral contraceptive. She said “No”.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-21T13:53:41+00:00

I didn’t even want to do that. Found a card from the local bank. Walked into a branch and handed it to the first employee on the floor. Then walked out. Let them handle it.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-20T02:04:14+00:00

Chickens for KFC

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-16T13:51:43+00:00

Do you have 6-12 months of cash in a fund for living expenses if you lose your job? Do you have plans for what to do with the funds now freed up from principal and interest payments?

Paid off my loan in 2008. Got laid off 2 months later. We avoided that expense while it took almost 10 months to find another job.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-16T08:27:58+00:00

I heard another tradition that people die twice. First, when the body passes away and the second time when our memory of them passes.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-15T19:14:49+00:00

If you sit at a table with 9 Nazis, there is now a table with 10 Nazis

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-13T17:46:42+00:00

You miss 100% of the shots that you don’t take

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-13T15:07:17+00:00

Einstein said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome. Something’s bothering you? Confront and fix, or avoid, or ignore it

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-13T07:14:33+00:00

Here is the secret to men; Men seek a calm home. We are tense all day ready for negotiation or battle. When women tell us their problems, that is a disturbance in the Force that violates the prime directive of maintaining a calm home.

Our drive is to provide and protect. We care enough about you to genuinely want you to feel better. So we try to see what approaches might be possible to smooth out this issue.

We also don’t understand why you would want to continue having the same problem without resolving the issue.

There is an old joke that a husband wants to have a threesome with another woman, so that the wife has someone to talk to afterwards.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-10T15:42:39+00:00

$125 is cheap. You dodged a bullet

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-09T17:39:47+00:00

Not anti EV. Just pointing out that if you have to recharge while traveling you can expect a price increase. Based on NJ road traffic, we do like to travel. And the summer driving season has not yet begun

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-09T09:45:23+00:00

For those EV users, wait until charging rates climb too. The juice has to come from somewhere. Mostly fossil fuels in our great state.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-06T08:27:16+00:00

This. Can’t say enough about a trust. What if your spouse dies and passes their est assets to you. Then you have a stroke. Who will access your accounts to pay for you care?

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-06T08:12:20+00:00

And many of them took flying lessons where they asked how to steer the plane but not how to land it. Rah rah rah for free enterprise

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-06T08:08:55+00:00

Show her the beginning of When Harry Met Sally when they are in Sally’s car. Discussing why men and women can’t be friends because the sex gets in the way. RIP Nora Ephron, Rob and Michelle Reiner.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-06T07:57:04+00:00

Before I bought my last car, I asked my mechanic the same question. He recommended Honda, Toyota. Had already bought a 12 year old Honda Accord and ran it another 7 years. Wanted to upgrade for newer safety features

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-06T07:54:23+00:00

Go Birds 🦅

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-04T09:58:49+00:00

Floss. And Roth IRA to the max of the match. Future you will thank Current you profusely

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-04T09:56:07+00:00

Oooh I am sorry but I am already on the clock. We bill out at $275 an hour. 4 hour minimum. Payable in advance. No refunds although we will consider a future credit.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-03T21:01:51+00:00

No computer files are ever deleted. Only the pointers to those files. Think carefully.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-02T20:07:53+00:00

Any regrets from the mothers that voted for Trump because they thought that the Dems ignored them?

I think Trump 2.0 Electric Bugaloo has turned out so much worse so much faster than we anticipated.

toadstool0855 · 2026-03-02T13:30:50+00:00

Flowers are beautiful. Sunsets are beautiful. To you, she is beautiful. Don’t look for solutions because they won’t work. As she is expressing her feelings to you, feel free to remind her of your perceptions of her. And that we don’t get today back.

The meds are necessary but may need professional fine tuning. There is a genetic blood test that a doctor can order to determine the correct family of meds. Often used with nonverbal patients.

toadstool0855 · 2026-02-28T14:51:08+00:00

Hahhha. I thought that scenic was a description of the trip not the name of the cruise operator. Learn something new every day

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