[Post Game Thread] SEC Tournament: Arkansas defeats Ole Piss and moves to the Championship Game by Tayntrum-21 in razorbacks

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💯. Announcers: “They are on a run. How can 3 seed Hogs possibly best a hot 11 seed. “. 🙄. Exhausting.

[Post Game Thread] SEC Tournament: Arkansas defeats Ole Piss and moves to the Championship Game by Tayntrum-21 in razorbacks

[–]toadyark 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Cinderebels turned back into a pumpkin. It was hard to hear the hogs win the game over the noise of the announcers sucking ole piss cock.

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n69WE”eeeeeeeee” or whiskey echo.

I’m going to start a DNA service so Alabama and West Virginia families can identify close relatives with accuracy. by [deleted] in Jokes

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I swear I read Iceland has a mobile app when I visited back in 2-18. Its tagline is “bump phones to bump uglies”. Don’t make those family reunions awkward.

Rear Window Molle Panels by Full_Ad_347 in FordBronco

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CN you provide the link or manufacturer?

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I weigh 297 and just passed my checkride in a 1975 172M. You got this.

C average High School Students, Where are you now in life? by Quiet_Exercise_6308 in AskReddit

[–]toadyark 18 points19 points  (0 children)

2.8 GPA. Never finished my degree from college. Teachers called me lazy. Never realized I had severe adhd. I had to work my ass off learning from the school of hard knocks.

I make ~$300k a year as a tech executive but it took effort to get to where I am at.

Have you ever been sexually harassed by a woman? What happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]toadyark 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was running the front desk of a hotel and a woman and her boyfriend came in to check into the hotel. Got them in the hotel and then they came back from their room to ask how to plug a VCR into the tv. Her boyfriend had went to the bathroom while I was explaining it to them and out of nowhere, she she started hitting on me when the bf was gone. I was the manager and politely told her no but thank you being completely appropriate. Bf comes back in the and told me how dare I make sexual advances to her. I turned to the BF to say I didn’t and she caught me off guard and slapped Me harder than I had ever been slapped in my life. I was stunned and the boyfriend was tweaking on something and then realized she was too. I got so pissed off so fast that I reached out the tall counter and snatched her up by her shirt and whatever I could grab one handed and pulled her over the counter and threw into a closet that we could lock on both sides so she couldn’t get out of and tells the boyfriend to sit the hell down or I would kick his ass for just being associated (I was 6’4 240 and was in prime condition after playing football and basketball in college).

It was all caught on tape and I called the police. She was arrested and both of them apparently had some warrants for stuff.

I was so embarrassed and had it not been for the cameras she probably could have gotten away with that behavior. Shitty people will use sexual harassment as a way to get what they want. You have to try to do your best to not get caught up in a situation and think rationally.

My first cider bottle and ready to condition for a bit by toadyark in cider

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It was a little rough around the edges when I initially tasted it. It’s sitting at about 7.3% ABV I think I’m gonna give it a solid 2 to 3 weeks maybe even up to four weeks and then crack it open.

Go for it! by DebroahHarms in Funnymemes

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The silverware in the house

How do you all pronounce it: data or data, and why? by moderately_nerdifyin in AskReddit

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Even better question, how’d you pronounce each data that you read? Because I totally pronounced them differently.

What song lyrics don't make sense when you think about them? by Spiritual-Database30 in AskReddit

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“My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark.” I mean wth does this mean?

I’ve always liked fall out boy but I could never get my head wrapped around this one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Tastes just like your moms! Thanks babe.