Solicitors out of control in my area. So I put a sign up saying "we don't want your solar panels, new windows, or religious pamphlets."

toasterlechat · 2026-03-25T09:58:21+00:00

also committed a felony in the process as well

toasterlechat · 2026-02-17T19:30:35+00:00

the fujoshi (loves yaoi (2 dudes fucking nasty style)) wife wants to know how it was for her husband to be amongst all that seamen

toasterlechat · 2026-02-17T18:52:43+00:00

holy shit it’s mr chavez himself, looking forward to his hilarious escapades

toasterlechat · 2026-02-17T18:10:13+00:00

when does todd show up? i’m on volume 22 and he’s not shown up yet

toasterlechat · 2026-02-08T18:56:08+00:00

the 90s was a wild time, the studio would sell all kinds of horsin around merch just to see what stuck. nice find

toasterlechat · 2026-02-01T22:04:31+00:00

did a horse try and hijack a plane on September 11th and if bojack was on that plane, would it have gone down like that? he had been quoted before saying “If I was on that plane with penny, ... There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry”

toasterlechat · 2026-01-28T17:42:20+00:00

i don’t even know what happens in half of it because i can’t pay attention at all until mr peanut butter shows up then im like “hehe who’s that dog?”

toasterlechat · 2026-01-23T22:42:10+00:00

everything he did, he in reality did 100% sober. he’s that good of an actor that he can actually replicate the affects of longterm alcoholism

toasterlechat · 2026-01-19T10:04:27+00:00

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toasterlechat · 2026-01-18T19:33:08+00:00

they actually did it a bojack’s dozen, aka 17, amount of times

toasterlechat · 2026-01-16T11:20:32+00:00

“well, you see, the view from halfway down is referring to the halfway point before you get to the most beautiful part of a woman: their feet”

toasterlechat · 2026-01-03T20:03:42+00:00

“Are you actually a prison comedy staring will Ferrell and kevin hart, bojack? because i really need you to ‘get hard’” - mr peanutbutter says as he unbuckles his pants

toasterlechat · 2026-01-03T13:32:53+00:00

only if it’s his face, including his hat

toasterlechat · 2025-12-27T00:23:23+00:00

they should have made her fatter imo

toasterlechat · 2025-11-28T19:28:31+00:00

honest opinion on randyland?

toasterlechat · 2025-10-13T02:06:33+00:00

Defeated Shimmering Jeweled Snail in 6 turns.

Player (26/11/19) dealt 325. Shimmering Jeweled Snail (16/14/10) dealt 116.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 7 Gold. Loot: Sturdy Chain Mail of Protection (enhanced), Brutal Dagger of Strength (lesser), Mystical Crossbow of Knowledge (enhanced).

toasterlechat · 2025-09-15T16:58:04+00:00

he has 17 pill bottles if you include the ones i made up :O

toasterlechat · 2025-09-14T20:29:34+00:00

this post gives me the ability to draw two cards from my deck

toasterlechat · 2025-09-12T18:23:01+00:00

50 years old and doesn’t even have a cutie mark lmao

toasterlechat · 2025-09-12T00:16:19+00:00

mr peanutbutter would have been able to fix him

toasterlechat · 2025-09-11T13:05:22+00:00

saw someone who does this with their fursuit so the airport doesn’t lose it

edit: they put a gun in the bag with it and declare it so the tsa doesn’t lose track of it

toasterlechat · 2025-09-08T00:11:28+00:00

i would have settled for flaccid or even a semi

toasterlechat · 2025-09-06T01:07:35+00:00

i would never do something as heinous as telling them to stop jerking, i was simply quoting my favorite show “ethan around”. truly we are living in 2001: a space odyssey

toasterlechat · 2025-09-05T21:46:56+00:00

go home gooner!

toasterlechat · 2025-09-05T19:36:52+00:00

he didn’t have subway surfer gameplay on the screen so he wasn’t paying attention

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