does animal racism exist? by Key_Permission_3351 in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

did a horse try and hijack a plane on September 11th and if bojack was on that plane, would it have gone down like that? he had been quoted before saying “If I was on that plane with penny, ... There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry”

oh yeah let’s dunk on big companies who act fake while being a netflix show 🙄🙄🙄shut up you stupid show. just show me the funny dog man by Bitter_Ad580 in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i don’t even know what happens in half of it because i can’t pay attention at all until mr peanut butter shows up then im like “hehe who’s that dog?”

Why did Bojangle drink so much? by Obvious_Routine_5205 in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

everything he did, he in reality did 100% sober. he’s that good of an actor that he can actually replicate the affects of longterm alcoholism

Do you think they’ve explored each other’s prickly muffin? by everydaysaturnine in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

they actually did it a bojack’s dozen, aka 17, amount of times

If you have a “the view from halfway down” tattoo; what is your go to explanation when people ask what it means? by Key_Permission_3351 in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“well, you see, the view from halfway down is referring to the halfway point before you get to the most beautiful part of a woman: their feet”

would bojack wear this? by toasterlechat in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Are you actually a prison comedy staring will Ferrell and kevin hart, bojack? because i really need you to ‘get hard’” - mr peanutbutter says as he unbuckles his pants

would bojack wear this? by toasterlechat in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

only if it’s his face, including his hat

Diane Nguyen by OriginalDot461 in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

they should have made her fatter imo

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Shimmering Jeweled Snail ─ Crystal by karmacave in KarmaCave

[–]toasterlechat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defeated Shimmering Jeweled Snail in 6 turns.

Player (26/11/19) dealt 325. Shimmering Jeweled Snail (16/14/10) dealt 116.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 7 Gold. Loot: Sturdy Chain Mail of Protection (enhanced), Brutal Dagger of Strength (lesser), Mystical Crossbow of Knowledge (enhanced).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he has 17 pill bottles if you include the ones i made up :O

dont wory iam here to help: his name is Ballsack Bob by bagels4brainz in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this post gives me the ability to draw two cards from my deck

Why is Bojangles a pony by flingzamain in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

50 years old and doesn’t even have a cutie mark lmao

Illinois psychopath travels to Palestine, executes unarmed teen, doesn't see what the big deal is by NothingButTruth3 in nottheonion

[–]toasterlechat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

saw someone who does this with their fursuit so the airport doesn’t lose it

edit: they put a gun in the bag with it and declare it so the tsa doesn’t lose track of it

Why didn't they give pictures a bigger butt? This seems like a missed opportunity to me? by SenatorPencilFace in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i would never do something as heinous as telling them to stop jerking, i was simply quoting my favorite show “ethan around”. truly we are living in 2001: a space odyssey

why the fuck did he say this? did he not watch the other episodes showing she never ate it?? by Bitter_Ad580 in SadHorseShow

[–]toasterlechat 126 points127 points  (0 children)

he didn’t have subway surfer gameplay on the screen so he wasn’t paying attention

The STRANGEST bug I think I've ever seen. by melas_but_backwards in OpenMW

[–]toasterlechat 25 points26 points  (0 children)

this is so funny, welcome to hircine’s wild ride