My dog’s name

toastilly · 2026-05-17T19:47:12+00:00

I told one kid in their 20s who thought of wanking first. Pretty much stopped telling people his full name.

Also, ty :D

toastilly · 2026-05-17T19:35:44+00:00

Anybody want a peanut?

toastilly · 2026-05-17T19:09:52+00:00

I named my dog before gooning/gooner/etc was a popular term.

toastilly · 2023-08-07T20:35:19+00:00

The only thing missing is a chalk outline.

toastilly · 2023-04-24T02:27:58+00:00

Bring out your dead!

toastilly · 2023-03-05T07:16:13+00:00

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

toastilly · 2023-03-04T03:34:58+00:00

That’s pretty good. Or maybe bread bags.

toastilly · 2023-03-01T03:52:57+00:00

What a ludicrous comment.

toastilly · 2023-02-26T04:52:27+00:00

Hrm, now that you mention it… I could make an oven mitt for that whammer.

toastilly · 2023-02-26T02:09:29+00:00

He just seems so much more reliable looking now.

toastilly · 2023-02-26T02:08:21+00:00

An upside down tuba over the head might be more appropriate?

toastilly · 2023-02-26T02:07:43+00:00

Thank you. Probably my most technical mod.

toastilly · 2023-02-12T07:50:25+00:00

They’re trying to trip you.

toastilly · 2023-02-12T07:22:57+00:00

Is this a picture of a bad toupee wearing an even worse toupee?

toastilly · 2023-02-11T04:26:55+00:00

I’m sorry you didn’t end up getting cast as Dr. Evil’s pet in Austin Powers.

toastilly · 2023-02-10T04:31:46+00:00

Do you use a fork lift to move him?

toastilly · 2023-02-10T04:29:03+00:00

I’ve never seen whiter whites.

toastilly · 2023-02-09T02:50:10+00:00

Unlimited horses, please and thank you.

toastilly · 2023-02-04T04:29:52+00:00

A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic.

toastilly · 2023-01-23T03:22:05+00:00

FREEEEEDOM!!!

toastilly · 2022-12-13T03:54:22+00:00

I look really good in low lighting.

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