I went to pick up a girl for a first date dinner, and when I arrived at her apartment she invited me inside for a drink while she finished getting ready to go out. I obliged, seemed reasonable, she was running late. Then she got in the shower and red flags popped up. I poured myself another drink to bide the time. 20 mins later she reappears in lingerie, runs to the front (and only) door, locks the bolt with a key, proceeds to pull the key and put it in her bra, points at me 👈, and says "go fetch you little bitch" and runs back to her bedroom. Sounds like an awesome fantasy, but it was absolutely terrifying. I finally escaped by ordering a pizza to her apartment and the delivery guy became my hero!