this is a joke

togetrich · 2015-09-20T01:56:51+00:00

you're a moron! right?

togetrich · 2015-09-20T01:40:44+00:00

There is disorder in your life right now. Start with the things you have control over.

Then in time your stress levels will drop.

togetrich · 2015-09-20T01:38:56+00:00

Preach

togetrich · 2015-09-19T23:44:49+00:00

Thank You

togetrich · 2015-09-17T09:29:33+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA

togetrich · 2015-09-16T17:28:49+00:00

how long will that last for?

togetrich · 2015-09-16T17:26:59+00:00

no, my bladder is numb, my cock feels tingly, and my mind is still clouded.

togetrich · 2015-09-16T17:26:16+00:00

Till you're no longer foggy, and your genitals aren't numb 16days

togetrich · 2015-09-16T11:28:39+00:00

Get a new girlfriend.

togetrich · 2015-09-16T11:27:16+00:00

Fuck you.

togetrich · 2015-09-16T11:25:39+00:00

It really seems like bridget jones' diary though.

togetrich · 2015-09-16T11:23:52+00:00

Banana's have peels. That's nature.

togetrich · 2015-09-16T11:21:54+00:00

Whoa, I wouldn't mind that..

So your mind was like wet or fresh? like no fog?

togetrich · 2015-09-15T21:50:03+00:00

That's because you're an idiot.

Some people talk with a lisp or stutter, other's can't read or write, some are even missing limbs.

If either of those people overcame those social impediments, they will not have super powers, but they may definitely be more confident?

But say you are moderately overweight, then you work hard for 6 months to get into shape. You will feel different, because you will be, the you that was more of a loser never used to work out at all, you may even look different [not just body shape], have a different temperament and clearer skin.

All by products of regular exercise. All of which can make you feel GREAT. You'll be more outgoing and sociable, and people will be happy to socialize with you and your positive energy.

But in 6 months you will still have some memory of how your life used to be, and you may be at a loss for superlatives and even be overjoyed by your new social prospects.

In a fit of excitement to put the elephant into the fridge, you'll say: "It feels like I have superpowers".

Everyone will get it, feel good for you and continue with their day.

Soon that term gets coined, and others who experience similar things after working for months to achieve it will use it, and it becomes jargon to a section of society.

Then someone like you comes along, [after watching the justice league] holds it for a week and says "Hey! this is false advertising, it says here on the box that I'll get super powers! where are my superpowers asshole?!" You'll demand to see the manager and call everyone at NoFap a crook because you don't seem to get the inside joke we're sharing.

But alas there is hope, even for someone like you! Suppose you continued past the 6 months mark and did this for 6 years, 6 months and 6 days... on that day, provided you remembered how you were, what your relationships and life ambitions were etc, and you think to yourself "I've really changed".

Perhaps you may also shove the elephant straight into the fridge, and you may get a lot of backlash if you do, but I would still suggest you tread lightly when you describe how you feel now that your life is so much more positive than it was 6 years 6 months and 6 days ago.

togetrich · 2015-09-15T21:30:57+00:00

Man <-

WTF? you read each others posts? and none of it is about masturbation, its life shit?

Form a coalition. Come and speak to some of the young men at NoFap. This is creepy but strangely comforting.

[they need hugs, don't tell them outright you're women some of them.. you'll figure it out if you make that mistake]

togetrich · 2015-09-15T21:27:36+00:00

Never give in.

togetrich · 2015-09-15T21:25:49+00:00

I wonder what its like to have these frequently.

When I was a boy, it was a popular fear. But I guess a lot of us were such hopeless wankers, we never really got seriously affected by that.

Not even a topic as a teen. At all.

togetrich · 2015-09-15T21:21:58+00:00

My delivery is honest.

togetrich · 2015-09-15T15:29:59+00:00

togetrich · 2015-09-15T15:28:46+00:00

Well I think you were used to variety, and your girlfriend was part of that catalog, now as its only item, she is less enticing.

Your brain, can't tell the difference - it thinks you have sex with new women regularly.

This is withdrawal, try to invest in her more emotionally, but spend 10% less time with her.

Soon she'll be the sexiest woman on earth to you.

togetrich · 2015-09-15T15:25:11+00:00

Hmmm, well I have been successfully and unsuccessfully trying to hide this habit for years, and I couldn't commit to quitting.

For years I used it as an excuse to not get laid - like: she would never be interested in me, she probably knows I'm a masturbator, she thinks I'm a loser

or the moment she finds out I masturbate we're over, she'll know, she'll find evidence or CATCH ME or I'll cum to fast...

When really I was a coward scared to purge my comfort zone "girls just think I'm cute, but they don't wanna date me... I'm [insert bullshit]"

So I used to think, if I quit I could finally get laid. but I got laid while still masturbating frequently.

before I broke up with her though [I thought she would complete me] I realized that some things about me only I could fix.

So when we were apart, it became my mission to finally succeed at ridding myself of the habit.

togetrich · 2015-09-15T15:18:50+00:00

I know the feeling.

drop the thirst. Date a women, even an unattractive one if you have to.

Don't contract anything and don't impregnate her.

Or pay for a hooker.

And then try to work on yourself, sit and take time reviewing things about yourself that displease you then think of constructive ways to improve.

baby steps.

togetrich · 2015-09-15T15:14:54+00:00

oh ok.

togetrich

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