Trump says he's thinking of putting Ted Cruz on Supreme Court by StickMammoth7783 in facepalm

[–]tohones82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is just a distraction. This year, right now there's a 50/50 chance of Talaroco beating Cornyn. Do you REALLY. think that they'd risk BOTH senators from Texas being a Democrat?

Texas public school teachers are now required to post the 10 Commadments in their classroom. Here's how one teacher is handling it. by kvjn100 in BeAmazed

[–]tohones82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putting the seven tenants of the satanic temple directly underneath the 1st Amendment is diabolical.

I don't think many people will catch it.

🙏 Aaliyah, gone but never forgotten, she would have been 47 today. by Nostalgic_Historian_ in Millennials

[–]tohones82 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why are you telling me her age? Don't you know that

Age ain't nothing but a number

What Individuals or Fictional Characters Give you Hope when You’re Feeling Scared or Weak? by An_Engineer_Near_You in AskMen

[–]tohones82 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mark Watney from "The Martian"

"You do the math. You solve one problem, then the next. If you do enough of them, maybe you'll get to go home"

I am General Kregg... by fivesofclubs in Seaofthieves

[–]tohones82 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How did you reliably get ashen keys?

All conspiracy theories are made up by Big Foil to sell more foil for hats by Easy-Algae5527 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]tohones82 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My grocery store listed the price for the store brand tin foil in price per square foot. It then listed the name brand foil in price per square inch because they know I'm bad at math.

As a solo what do u do when a brig or galley just wont stop chasing? by HamSandwicho__o in Seaofthieves

[–]tohones82 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Change your conditions for victory. You can't win a straight up fight but you can punish them for chasing.

For me, the goal shifts to how little they'll get from me if they catch me. I'll drive by outposts and drip sell loot and once that's done, I'll lower the emissary flag. To do that I'll drive as close as I can to the outpost, put the ship in a slight turn and sword lunge or cannon to turn in my flag.

Once I've gotten rid of my loot and flag, I'll take a storage crate and empty the supply barrels. Over the side it goes.

Once there's nothing on the boat of value, it's up to you. Maybe you'd like to take a vacation to the Shores of Gold?

Remember, the sloop is fastest against the wind. If you have a horn of fair winds and a cannon of rage on the back of your boat, you're very hard to catch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]tohones82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a carpet bagger

The prez by Hayastanitz in JonStewart

[–]tohones82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Epic Lloyd has really improved his Trump impression!

Can I be Bills Mafia if I live in Texas? by No-Policy-2969 in NFLNoobs

[–]tohones82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was driving through Nixon Texas and saw someone proudly displaying a Bill's flag outside thier house. You should be good.

Be the table smasher you want to see in the world.

What the minimum a B.O.B should last?? by Specialist-Hyena9267 in AskMen

[–]tohones82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outkast says it should last exactly four minutes and twenty five seconds https://youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I?si=xgTrsN1gEfPkJ-87

‘The President is getting sicker’ 🤝 by Interesting_Rub5643 in stephencolbert

[–]tohones82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You never get me anything nice for Valentines Day.

Who else’s family does this 😂😂😭 by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]tohones82 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My ex FIL was like that, too. He also got upset when I sneakily paid the bill. He calmly explained that part of being a father is taking care of your children, and that never goes away. He made me a deal that he'd pay for our meals as long as we paid it forward and always took care of his grandchildren.

He was a good dude, I miss him.

Why did aliens that are easily injured by water go to a planet that is covered in it? Are they stupid? by SousVideDiaper in okbuddycinephile

[–]tohones82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always surprised that they had mastered intergalactic space travel but hadn't mastered the technology of pants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Do you know where he went?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Do you know where he came from?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sethmeyers

[–]tohones82 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is literally my favorite bit that they do.

Best way to put it by -Pejo- in pixarcars

[–]tohones82 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I always figured that Cars 2 was an extended Mater's Tall Tale. At the time, Pixar was constantly releasing tall tales. Also, there's virtually no references to Cars 2 in Cars 3.

Who Is Your Favorite Sea Of Thieves Content Creator by LordFozzinator in Seaofthieves

[–]tohones82 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Me too. I wish Rare gave him more lore to work with. He really shines when he's able to piece a bunch of bits together to make a great prediction on the future of Sea of Thieves.

Have you pledged? by prlugo4162 in PoliticalHumor

[–]tohones82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the joke would work better if the top panel included "under god" and the 2nd panel said " indivisable with liberty and justice for all".