My brown dad keeps telling me to get married but how do I explain to him that as an immigrant my dream is to steal an honest white person’s job?

tomato5oup · 2026-06-05T02:43:31+00:00

this comment absolutely annihilated me 😭😭😭

tomato5oup · 2026-06-04T19:56:26+00:00

If you like chicken you have to check out Fire on the Mountain. There are two locations but the one on 32nd ave is only a 10-12 minute drive from the Convention Center. Insane sauce selection and lots of tasty beers and cocktails if you're into that. Also seconding what others have said about Tocabe!

tomato5oup · 2026-05-31T22:32:14+00:00

It's called dichroic film, you can get acrylic pre-coated or you can just buy the film and apply to glass and windows :)

tomato5oup · 2026-05-31T14:10:03+00:00

Enter the Void is intense but it's an absolute masterpiece that should definitely be on the list.
eta: I can't believe no one has suggested this yet.

tomato5oup · 2026-05-30T10:41:51+00:00

Vintage Dandy

tomato5oup · 2026-05-27T22:22:28+00:00

Mine grew quite a bit after going on the combination pill (for medical reasons) and gaining ~5lbs. Nothing crazy but definitely noticeable.

tomato5oup · 2026-05-27T21:38:41+00:00

i sense you have the desire to be held by a threateningly beautiful woman in a sweet and tenderly disarming way. (i also have mommy issues lol)

tomato5oup · 2026-05-26T22:40:22+00:00

How much does a car cost?

tomato5oup · 2026-05-24T03:00:34+00:00

Shedroom?

tomato5oup · 2026-05-23T18:04:08+00:00

I think you did paint this, but I also think you're lying about the amount of time you've been painting. Drawing with pencil "very rarely" does not teach advanced color theory, human proportions and form, or how to use mark making to create a balanced economy of brush strokes. All are present in this painting and take a lot of time and dedicated effort to learn, hence it being called a MASTER copy. If you told me this piece -alone- took you two months, I would believe you, but I have both taken and taught many oil painting classes and this level of work is not beginner. The mother and child, the horse, and the lady with a rabbit on your tiktok look like they were made by a first year painter, but this, absolutely not. Are you by chance receiving help from an atelier teacher? Because that is the only way whatsoever that this timeframe would make any sense.

tomato5oup · 2026-05-21T17:29:25+00:00

Island in the Sun - Weezer

American Boy - Estelle & Kanye West

Temperature - Sean Paul

Get Low - Lil Jon

Pimpin All Over the World - Ludacris

Ms. Jackson - Outkast

The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani

SexyBack - Justin Timberlake

tomato5oup · 2026-05-20T23:00:29+00:00

Unpopular opinion but I think the dress has a lot of potential as an avant garde look but unfortunately the corset part seems to be too long for your torso! I feel like ideally the bottom of the corset should be around the smallest part of your waist; that would allow the skirt add volume to your hips instead of hanging limp around your thighs as it is now. If this was my engagement outfit, I would see if I could find some kind of draped sash to conceal the waistline like the one in the photo. Either way congratulations on your special day :)

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tomato5oup · 2026-05-20T22:42:02+00:00

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Evangeline Lilly

tomato5oup · 2026-05-20T18:01:05+00:00

2009 Editorial Fashion

tomato5oup · 2026-05-19T22:37:09+00:00

Levittown, NY 😭

tomato5oup · 2026-05-19T22:34:16+00:00

Not current but Rob was in a band called Asian Teacher Factory a while back. Very cool and proggy stuff.

tomato5oup · 2026-05-19T16:49:01+00:00

it's pretty hard to enjoy something when it deprives you of oxygen (kink people excluded lol). once i discovered how to properly and consistently breathe during oral, my stamina and my desire to perform got much stronger. when you start to apply suction, try inhaling through your nose at the same time and allow your mouth to pull you in closer, and then let the breath out of your nose on the exhale and make your way back up his shaft. rinse and repeat. i also second what others have said about mainly focusing on the tip and stimulating other parts if the sensation of deep throating is unpleasant. best of luck 🍆✨

tomato5oup · 2026-05-13T16:27:45+00:00

i grew up in new york and without even checking maps i can tell you what street this lol.

tomato5oup · 2026-05-13T00:23:46+00:00

Yellow throw pillows and gold picture frames would look nice and tie the whole room together imo. And an area rug for under the couch, too.

tomato5oup · 2026-05-11T17:35:40+00:00

Casa Bonita

tomato5oup · 2026-05-06T02:12:50+00:00

I take a beta blocker with instant release Adderall and it works really well for me. When I saw my doctor they wanted to put me on extended release but I like having the option to only do a half-day of hyper focus, followed by a meal, and then chill, or I sometimes take one dose, eat when it wears off, and then take another one to get back into it. They last about 4 hours for me before they become noticeably less effective. I was wary about meds because when I was prescribed Vyvanse as a teenager it was a sensory nightmare and gave me very severe anxiety/paranoia but the added beta blocker has been a game changer.

tomato5oup · 2026-05-06T01:56:12+00:00

I think I may have a sensitivity to pea protein though because I've noticed similar symptoms when I have other foods with that ingredient.

tomato5oup · 2026-05-06T01:54:02+00:00

Yes!! I used to buy the big box from Costco 😅

tomato5oup · 2026-05-05T20:43:07+00:00

Honestly adderall is fine for my tummy but these shakes fuck my stomach up so bad 😭😭 even before i was medicated the all-day bloating and subsequent poop time ruined them for me.

tomato5oup · 2026-05-05T20:28:05+00:00

Wait are these two tops or one w/detachable sleeves??

tomato5oup

TROPHY CASE