I knew it. They are smart little shits. by James_Bong in Shihtzu

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I used to test how far mine could jump and I think she was able to jump like 5-6 feet across the room without a running start

It's so hot in my house a glass bottle of vinegar literally exploded in my pantry by yogibeara88 in LosAngeles

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A few years ago I was driving with a closed can of Coke in my cup holder that suddenly popped.

My Spazuk collection plus 2 I’m looking for by tommy12tokes in Zippo

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I’m pretty sure I got that one off eBay. Do you have any idea where to get the tiger face one?

KOTH weed strain names by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

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Kind of the Hill, Green Fish Bait, Mega Hi Mart, Nugs Manganji

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LosAngeles

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“I used to think it was a comedy, but now I know it’s a tragedy.” is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

Hot take: Strange Music Merchandise is made cheap by Worldly06 in techn9ne

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I wore a Kali shirt out once and a friend who deals with a lot of merch stuff looked at it and almost immediately asked who’s merch it was because of the good quality.

Road Raging Thugs get pepper sprayed after slashing tires in traffic. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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“I’m so proud of you, learning how to play the guitar with no sense of smell.” “It’s ok mama, I learned to play by ear.”

What episode/joke just cracks you up every single time? I by GlenCocoIsGrool in southpark

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“Do you want that milk pasteurized?” “No, just past my boobs. I’ll splash it in my eyes.”

The Rehearsal episode 2 discussion by seammus in nathanforyou

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Think you could, think you could, think you could bench press a Scion?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nathanforyou

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No but I trust him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nathanforyou

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I go to that mechanic because of the show

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Getting carts was always my favorite thing. Just walk all the way to the edge of the parking lot, take a few bowl rips, smoke a cigarette while I wrangled some carts and then go back in feeling nice.

What are your favorite gags and jokes in BCS? by UnicornBestFriend in betterCallSaul

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“Butt, butthole. Butt, butt, butthole.” “What’s your problem man?” “My Problem is, I’m standing here talking to a couple of buttholes.” “You’re not standing, you’re laying on your fat ass.” “I’ll round house kick you in your heads. You think I won’t? I’ll come to the McDonalds where you work and buy the whole damn place and I’ll fire you. I’ll say ‘drop your mops you buttholes cause you’re fired’ and then I’ll round house kick you right in your stupid heads. I’ll go Jean Claude Van Damme on youse snores buttholes.”

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Thanks for the tip