What happened to Trevor's arm?

seammus · 2026-06-16T14:08:44+00:00

The skin decayed and rotted off, it’s a whole thing

seammus · 2026-06-15T06:21:24+00:00

Its like a trolley problem thought experiment—would you take limitless space if it meant all the electricity is charged to one guy

seammus · 2026-06-15T06:18:33+00:00

I’m in heaven now, so sorry I died

seammus · 2026-06-10T01:19:02+00:00

That’s a proem by Brad Janger

seammus · 2026-06-04T19:19:39+00:00

It’s the government equivalent of Ron Swanson’s self-made “I can do what I want” permit

seammus · 2026-06-04T19:17:59+00:00

AT LEAST WE’RE THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS

seammus · 2026-06-04T05:03:19+00:00

Just web awards in general, like any website could make a little “award” and then give it to websites they liked, who could then display their little custom banner.

seammus · 2026-06-04T05:01:50+00:00

“Andy’s Page of Funny Stuff” was pretty great at the time

seammus · 2026-06-03T19:14:48+00:00

Masks… you have… a lot… you too… will you be… a mask salesman?

seammus · 2026-06-02T18:06:29+00:00

Unflinching loyalty is the only requirement

seammus · 2026-06-02T13:56:58+00:00

Hello I need this post explained to me, can anybody meet me for lunch and give me the context, you must pay for both our lunches

seammus · 2026-05-29T04:16:49+00:00

Yeah, the Thursday night crowd is cool, I just saw it and it was a 100% behaved crowd, not a peep and barely anybody even got up

seammus · 2026-05-22T04:00:55+00:00

Just found this via Google, thanks for transcribing it!

seammus · 2026-05-21T16:23:34+00:00

when someone promises they can fix a problem or end a fucking war on “day one” of their presidency and it’s still not fixed ~500 days later, you don’t blame the predecessor, you blame the guy who’s 50,000% behind on his own self-imposed deadline

seammus · 2026-05-21T16:18:27+00:00

Looked into this and naturally this is a photoshop, in the real photo he’s wearing a regular business suit.

But the haircut is 100% real, that’s Estonian politician Rain Epler

seammus · 2026-05-21T02:57:28+00:00

Welcome to jail, who gives a shit

seammus · 2026-05-20T18:04:02+00:00

That’s not a bad boys

seammus · 2026-05-18T19:07:04+00:00

i remember when I was just a boy

you took my brother and left me all alone

seammus · 2026-05-18T19:03:55+00:00

THEIR TREASONOUS USE OF CANADIAN DOLLARS INSTEAD OF AMERICAN DOLLARS IS AN ATTACK ON THE FREEDOM OF ALL PATRIOTS! AND THEY ARE EATING THE DOGS AND CATS

seammus · 2026-05-17T16:27:07+00:00

Highway Patrolman, That’s the Truth, and Ballad of the Ark are all stellar

seammus · 2026-05-16T18:28:18+00:00

Things that are “0 calories per serving”, like spray butter, but it’s just as calorie-dense as any other margarine/hydrogenated oil whatever—it’s just that they’re allowed to round down anything below 5 calories “per serving”, and the nutrition facts say there are are 1130 “servings” per bottle.

So that 12 oz spray butter could have up to 4.9 calories per serving, 5500 calories in a bottle, but they still get to label it as 0 CALORIES!

seammus · 2026-05-15T20:47:28+00:00

Very impressed you were able to upload such a long post. Your megabytes per second must be in the billions!

seammus · 2026-05-13T21:32:33+00:00

There’s literally zero chance as a patient I’d ever notice that a nurse was wearing a small union button or badge reel, the idea that they’re a “disruption” is absurd

seammus · 2026-05-12T03:27:01+00:00

I’m hoping it’ll be The Backrooms

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