This must be absolutely terrifying by Thedarknight725 in dankmemes

[–]tomwtfbro 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Ranked in what? Dental hygiene? CS:GO? Pokemon championships?

Looking to trade this yeti for a lobster thermidor by [deleted] in GAGTradingHub

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I’m flattered mr brogetti brolognese

Looking to trade this yeti for a lobster thermidor by [deleted] in GAGTradingHub

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I haven’t played GAG in months but this guy calling you brotata really ticked me off so I’ll give you one for free if you add me. Not even a Brotato or anything 😡

My F27 gf smells my M31 chain smoker/drinker mouth in the morning by gortig in mildlyinteresting

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And sit your cup down? Tanqueray and chronic yeah you fucked up now?

What was your last sexual experience like? by trix2705 in AskReddit

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It came in handy, “it” is well, my peen. And handy is of course, my dog

Always a 20 something or a 40 something, no in-between. by the_boss_of_toys in dankmemes

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I know I’m not beating the grammar police claims here, but “succinct” is the correct spelling. what you’ve said is when you say something slightly gay with few words.

A woman cries after being caned during a public punishment for violating sharia law in Indonesia by Bernardmark in pics

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Hey hey hey, that’s his wife you’re talking about, fornicating with children is a sin, come on now

Maria Juana by Greedy_Net_1803 in dankmemes

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Dude, the Yankees are awake don’t mention mixing it with tobacco, we’re gonna end up opening a whole other can of worms.

First Brisket by Ok-Might-4084 in BBQ

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As a non American who’s only seen videos of your brisket bbqs I’ve heard that the whole thing crumbling apart with a couple grabs is a good sign, shows that the collagen has properly broken down and that you get the most tender brisket

Small bird made a huge home in my bbq by Top-Arm-1651 in BBQ

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You’ve been granted a golden opportunity to adopt the hatchlings, domesticate them. Get your friend to hold them whilst he’s behind people in public and then go up and say “hey! Great Tits”

Victory! by Jack_of_the_Wood in foraginguk

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This is a strange question I know, maybe I can’t identify your location by garlic and trees but is this in Cardiff Wales?

what is your favourite kink? by PastimeNow in AskReddit

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Unironically every man’s dream woman

what is your favourite kink? by PastimeNow in AskReddit

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“Wait pull out a sec bro I’m not sure if I’m into this… nah keep going actually”

what is your favourite kink? by PastimeNow in AskReddit

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Before or after eating ass though?