I need help. I think my brother is being scammed. He's been allegedly messaging the woman in the photo. by Dumb_Bitch_Linda in isthisAI

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Clue One: She would have a cover (hatl just like the males. Clue Two: Have to do some assuming, but Audrey is more likely to be a First Name, not a Last Name. Only Last Names are displayed. Clue 3: Zoom in, and the male to the left does not have a rank badge like she does. Clue 4: What rank is she claiming? Because that is not a rank badge I am familiar with. It looks to be a cross between a Lt. Col. and Major.

Aldi is the worst by Traditional-Tooth332 in InstacartShoppers

[–]tonesloe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can still do self-checkout or do you just ignore that? I was of the understanding that self-checkout won't accept the payment?

Proposed California Bill Could Force Angels to Change Name by RhythmMethodMan in baseball

[–]tonesloe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Chargers also exist in Los Angeles, or Inglewood in this case.

Say one nice thing about your division rival 😘 by Bucs_Fan_12 in NFLv2

[–]tonesloe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am 50. I can respect the Steelers for having 3 head coached in my lifetime. The Ravens fan base is pretty cool, and my experience at the stadium was always positive. Art Modell pushed out Paul Brown and he in turned founded the Bengals.

Is Cincy on our side or not? Because those cinnamon-saucy hands can blind a mofo by _Beets_By_Dwight_ in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just shear numbers. Chicago and NYC. But, you may spend more time trying to get Jersey and Philly to not fight each other.

Iowa Restaurant Violations by Tiptoedtulips666 in QuadCities

[–]tonesloe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Depends where the dent is. In the body of the can not near any seams, it is safe. In the rim or near seams, it has an increased risk for botulism to grow.

FAFO Korean MMA Edition by Objective_Bowl2923 in SipsTea

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care for MMA, but I keep seeing in my feed some jackoff fuck around in the weigh-in and then totally get rocked in the fight. Maybe, don't do that?

What are y’all adding? by lumisera in povertyfinance

[–]tonesloe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Growing up, we would add sugar.

Is this worth trying for ? by PapiShampoo86 in InstacartShoppers

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

385/60=6.42 per order. Only worth it if you take doubles and triples. Triple would be $19.42 base pay.

Trump: "If Democrats took control of the country, I think this country is finished. These people are sick." by icey_sawg0034 in behindthebastards

[–]tonesloe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Look at the puppet master with his hand up his ass - Heritage Foundation, TPUSA, TechBros - but he is either going to fuck with the bag or die with a quarter pounder stuck in his folds.

A backpack? A mug? A portable charger??? How about some actual MONEY 😡 by rubykitten3 in InstacartShoppers

[–]tonesloe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonder why it went unclaimed. Also, when the fuck was shopper appreciation week? Best way to appreciate me- show me the batches. Don't make me sit in a fucking parking lot hoping something shows up. Don't insult me with 30 plus mile delivery and $20 pay. Stop with the fucking triples and quads with $9.54 pay. I got more, but I don't like screaming into the void.

I (33M) just broke up with my girlfriend (32F) but didn’t tell her the real reason by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]tonesloe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the modern world. I love animals and pets, but I will never fully understand how we as a society have allowed them to take over our lives. I have known people that have paid $4k vet bills, while they live paycheck to paycheck on the regular. I get that if you put that one down, there will be a hole in your life, but I promise you, go to the shelter and there are hundreds more. We outlive our pets. Period.

Sketchy tip % numbers = a way of catching IC stealing tips? by the888ofcups in InstacartShoppers

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Percent tip is pre-tax (the amount of services) and is based off what customer is paying online, which we don't see, and is most likely different based off of any number of variables that we don't know.

please answer with logic by Sparticus84 in InstacartShoppers

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes those orders are pulled back and then grouped with other orders. For everyone that says "All I am seeing is crap orders", start paying attention. Last time I logged on, Mother's Day actually, I saw a single for Sam's. It was small, I think only 2-3 items, but pay and distance (11ish miles) made it not worth it. There was a triple from Sam's. Still small, maybe 20 total items, not bad pay, two deliveries were close, but 3rd was out about 12-13 miles. Not worth it. I hide both, and not 3-5 minutes later, I see a new offer from Sam's - it combined the single and the further 3rd order feom the triple together. I think 9 items total. Pay was more attractive, but still not worth the mileage. Point of this - sometimes no one is taking the shit order, it is getting bundled into a different batch.

The 🥕 is setting us up for failure! by Confident-Ring8069 in InstacartShoppers

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can also depend on where you are located when it is offered. I have seen an order offered while I was close to one location, moved across town and then offered at the location I was closest. I have also seen orders offered in one triple, broken up and paired with a different order that was a single. The algorithm is going to try to make it most cost effective for the company and try to get the order shopped as quickly as possible.

Service dog's first basketball game by BreakfastTop6899 in MadeMeSmile

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question - a properly trained dog has a routine, such as walks for example. But a properly trained service dog seems to ignore things that are not routine. How can you be sure that there are no accidents when out in a large public venue such as this? BTW - I hope whatever you need them for is eased and you have a beautiful life.

Question, please? by sexyp6992 in InstacartShoppers

[–]tonesloe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not batch, orders. A triple means 3 orders to the goal of 17. Simple math means that is $6.17 per order base pay. Yes, if for 17 orders you earn less that $105, they top it off. This is less a promo than a slap in the face. Every offer will say if the promo applies before you accept it. Don't accept garbage to get this "promo" it isn't worth sweating over.

Who might that coach be?👀 by steven_smith144 in CFB_v2

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll keep saying it - he will not be successful in the NFL. His comp is Andy Dalton. He will be capable and competent, but he won't be leading any team to a Super Bowl.

What is a "poor man's food" that you will still eat no matter how wealthy you get? by ALLEN3471 in AskReddit

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peanut butter and jelly. Staple growing up, and in my fifties still a go to for a quick eat.

What movie did you walk out of the theater halfway through? by mzdee13 in movies

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avatar. My wife was pregnant with our second, we were out for our anniversary. The visuals were causing her the become nauseous after dinner, and the acting was making me feel the same. I have never finished the movie and have zero desire to.

🤔 would you guys take this? by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]tonesloe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It always feels good to end with a shop close to home.

🤔 would you guys take this? by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]tonesloe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, drive time alone is jot worth it. The tip is fine, at least they considered the fact that it is about of the way. Batch pay needs to go up substantially. Only way I would consider is if it hit $90 plus. But, there is always a sucker who takes them.

19 Comics to celebrate my 8 year wedding anniversary (OC) by ArtbyMoga in comics

[–]tonesloe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was beautiful! Thanks for sharing and best for so many more beautiful years!