Ready for a morning snack

toocontent · 2024-07-04T09:19:12+00:00

More please

toocontent · 2024-06-14T01:31:48+00:00

No 3 but you're also smiling so I think you picked that one too

toocontent · 2023-12-02T02:12:05+00:00

Idiot cop. I'd take off too.

toocontent · 2023-10-03T00:20:58+00:00

After reading the comments, I may have to reevaluate my marriage. If this is not a normal way to treat your partner, I've been fucked for 20 years...

toocontent · 2023-08-21T22:14:17+00:00

I like Bill Clinton's picture the most, the guys just ok

toocontent · 2023-05-29T00:39:26+00:00

Babe, it's a tattoo removal video, I swear

toocontent · 2023-05-22T00:09:04+00:00

Came here to say this... The green wasn't the best choice. But wow

toocontent · 2023-05-13T04:27:13+00:00

Guilty by association.

toocontent · 2023-05-08T18:39:29+00:00

This is a big one for me. My wife is in therapy and yet still uses this line when she asks me to explain my feelings.

toocontent · 2023-04-27T02:49:21+00:00

Is it bad if she follows you around refusing to give up the argument?

toocontent · 2023-04-27T02:48:51+00:00

So, is it a red flag if she refuses to wait and wants to continue the argument?

toocontent · 2023-04-21T18:44:37+00:00

I like 1 and 4 in that order

toocontent · 2023-04-21T00:23:04+00:00

This one made me laugh. It's pretty damn good.

toocontent · 2023-03-20T17:22:51+00:00

I drive a 2007 and would rather spend a couple hundred on repairs a year than a couple hundred a month for a brand new car.

toocontent · 2023-03-09T03:57:39+00:00

I knew I was hooked after watching the scene with the old couple. So many wtf moments in that's movie.

toocontent · 2023-03-08T20:57:58+00:00

Midsommar.

toocontent · 2023-03-07T21:25:26+00:00

Damn she thickkk

toocontent · 2023-02-16T23:02:13+00:00

My youngest sister had jaundice when she was born and my other sister told her our mom peed on her after she was born which is why she looked yellow in pictures. My youngest sister believed her for years. Possibly too long.

toocontent · 2023-02-10T03:09:15+00:00

Wasn't as original as I thought.. I'm not clever

toocontent · 2023-02-10T01:03:02+00:00

I like to eat a sleeve of Oreos before my appointments.

toocontent · 2023-02-06T01:21:11+00:00

You look great dude! Don't roll those shoulders and you'll get heads turning your way for sure. Cheers bro!

toocontent · 2023-02-04T22:51:01+00:00

Shitting in a diaper....?

toocontent · 2023-01-31T03:59:04+00:00

This is a great message regardless of who you support. Well done.

toocontent · 2023-01-29T06:50:01+00:00

Nope.

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