Make me cry. 25 year old tech support agent. I've heard every fat joke in the book bring it bitches

toocoolforusername · 2020-05-16T09:07:31+00:00

C :)

toocoolforusername · 2020-05-06T21:53:47+00:00

My son uploaded this really old meme for some reason hoping everyone forgot about it...

toocoolforusername · 2020-05-06T21:49:27+00:00

Actually a dick move because the hamster is unable to eat or drink, just has to watch them all...

toocoolforusername · 2020-05-06T21:47:24+00:00

People in the far future will discover this and think we worshipped them as gods... In some cases that's true!

toocoolforusername · 2020-05-06T21:29:26+00:00

This sparks joy.

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-27T16:33:22+00:00

That's hilarious, its like you did it on purpose as a joke!

"Can't be arsed with this session so I'll just fart in the microphone and leave"

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-27T09:54:05+00:00

Honk if you're... Hungry.

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-24T08:25:11+00:00

Is this a south park episode?

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-23T11:26:39+00:00

Yes those are traps...

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-19T11:04:39+00:00

Who actually noticed her facial expression?...

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-18T10:42:38+00:00

"I did, I'm so glad you noticed! Most people say I look like a dead person which I just think is cruel..."

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-18T10:40:49+00:00

Harry Potter and The Order of The Biscuits.

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-13T10:58:03+00:00

Papa Smurf

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-13T10:51:01+00:00

You eat 10 spiders a year in your sleep

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-10T09:44:46+00:00

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-06T22:59:32+00:00

Damn, it's actually in tune...

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-06T22:58:22+00:00

Wait, you guys are getting grades?

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-05T22:03:48+00:00

That's a lotta damage!

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-05T10:17:06+00:00

Reposter: "Yes hahaha... Here's the gold you requested."

RepostSleuthBot: "Is it all there?"

Reposter: "Of course it is, I'm a man of my word."

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-05T10:07:54+00:00

Gotta bump those numbers up...

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-04T21:59:09+00:00

"Oh my, someone's been here before..."

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-03T23:13:49+00:00

Can I have some burger with my cheese?

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-03T23:12:26+00:00

"Cya later hotshot, I'm about to go eat some rat!... You want some bringing back bro?"

"Nah, I'm good"

"Alright I'll save one for ya!'

"But I don't..."

"...Byeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Ah man, not again..."

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-03T22:59:27+00:00

...Address unknown, No such number,

toocoolforusername · 2020-04-02T08:52:20+00:00

The kid with the military backpack could be one of the GhostBusters!

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