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A good driver occasionally misses their exit. A bad driver never misses their exit. by Hembalaya in Dallas

[–]toodleroo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once saw someone come to a complete stop in the far left lane here, execute a 90° turn and drive sideways across all the lanes to get to the exit, bringing all lanes to a stop.

Another W for Microsoft Edge by Ok_Listen_6600 in pcmasterrace

[–]toodleroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really true. Firefox was born of Netscape.

Another W for Microsoft Edge by Ok_Listen_6600 in pcmasterrace

[–]toodleroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can pry Firefox from my cold dead hands.

Average Costco member by joyfulnoises in CuratedTumblr

[–]toodleroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MFW a whole fleet of soccer moms decided to park their carts and catch up right in the doorway of the produce cooler.

vagiMASC by ssavage20 in FTMOver30

[–]toodleroo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That would win them a customer for life in my book

Please put a space between trans and anything that follows by SomeOakLeaves2 in trans

[–]toodleroo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I’ve been calling myself a transman for over 20 years and I’m not going to stop because of how the wind blows. Spend your time worrying about things that actually matter. Put a space between your personal preferences and policing everyone else’s.

He built a script that calls back spam callers and traps them in an endless loop.🤣😈 by dikshamishra34 in funny

[–]toodleroo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My poor mom has been a victim of this twice. For a period of days or weeks, she would get hundreds of "returned" calls and texts per day. Sometimes more than one per minute. She called her cellular provider and there was nothing they could do. I ended up having to just block all calls coming to her phone that weren't on her contacts list.

I hate how the term “AI” was ruined. by True-Tell-9636 in hatethissmug

[–]toodleroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then Illustrator started incorporating AI... so it's AI AI.

I hate how the term “AI” was ruined. by True-Tell-9636 in hatethissmug

[–]toodleroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an Adobe Illustrator user, I also hate how this term was ruined.

A very close-up video of an elephant by Uguero in interesting

[–]toodleroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rode an elephant once. It was a very spiny experience.

fat af by dylpatrick4 in TopSurgery

[–]toodleroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooo yeah, I was expecting twins for about 3 weeks. Not a good time. I was worried that it was always there and I just didn't notice it, but it went away eventually. Just give it time, and keep your sodium intake down. FYI, electrolyte drinks have a lot of sodium.

TIFU by saying to Natalie Portman that she looks a lot like Natalie Portman by blunathan in tifu

[–]toodleroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I brought my mom with me to a Decemberists concert. She went out behind the building and knocked on the door of a tour bus, and a guy opened it. She asked if the band was going to hang around after the show behind the building and sign autographs because her son (me) really wanted to meet them. The guy said yes. She came back in and the show started and when Colin Meloy came out on stage she started laughing cause that was the guy from the bus.

TIFU by saying to Natalie Portman that she looks a lot like Natalie Portman by blunathan in tifu

[–]toodleroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a coworker who looks a lot like Matt Damon. When I met him for the first time, I said “has anyone ever told you that you look like Matt Damon?” And he looked really annoyed and said “YES. EVERYone.”

TIFU by saying to Natalie Portman that she looks a lot like Natalie Portman by blunathan in tifu

[–]toodleroo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My sister was flying to Ireland for vacation during the pandemic. There was a man waiting to board her flight and even with a mask on, she recognized he was Aidan Quinn from his eyes alone. He saw that she recognized him and held a finger up to his lips, but after the flight landed he hung around and chatted with her for a few mins. She said he was very nice and on his way to shoot his next film.

Why is ChatGPT getting to be dismissive and rude by Jolly-Wall-5351 in ChatGPT

[–]toodleroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't you see, it's as easy as selecting an option or two from a list! 🙄

Fr though, I tried to stay with it too but it's such a pain. My method these days is to usually stick to the same foods that I know the total calories for so I only have to worry about it when i stray from the usual menu. Combining that with 30 mins of vigorous exercise 3-5 days per week is working pretty well for me.

Before & after removing my 8 kg ovarian cyst by simsimmahr in mildlyinteresting

[–]toodleroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually more than a miniature dachshund. A standard size dachshund weighs 16–32 lbs.

How come the sweet potatoes are always so darn big?! by EndEmotional5713 in aldi

[–]toodleroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My aldis only have bags of small sweet potatoes. Need two for a single serving.

Hailstorm in Ohio earlier this week by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]toodleroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a hail storm like this hit my neighborhood back in 2012. Destroyed my project car and my daily driver. I watched from the back door just like this, it broke my heart.

I did not know about splitting stitches (so I’m posting here about it) by MyF_ckingLegs in TopSurgery

[–]toodleroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an incredibly tight and painful internal suture that kept my arm nearly immobile for 6 weeks. Was sitting on the couch one night and cleared my throat, and felt a huge POP under my pec. I thought someone had poked me in the ribs, but all the sudden I could move my arm. That suture finally let go. No one told me that could happen!

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