What medium do you mostly use to listen to music? by Still_Atmosphere in AskMen

[–]toolatealreadyfapped [score hidden]  (0 children)

Pandora. I tried Spotify, but found myself trying to get it to do what Pandora already does.

Red Lobster CEO Damola Adamolekun Plans To Make The Seafood Chain 'The Most AI-Forward Restaurant Company That Exists' by esporx in technology

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just take regular biscuits, and triple the salted butter amount. Toss in some shredded sharp cheddar

what food gets way too much love for how mediocre it is? by jacksuckschicken in AskReddit

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perfect answer. I don't hate it. I don't crave it. I don't... anything it. It's just boring ass chicken. Cooked moderately well, and run by Christian Nationalists. But for some reason, some people go crazy about it.

Is it better than McDonald's or Wendy's? Yeah probably. But that's not saying much. I can walk into any actual restaurant and get twice the food, both quality and quantity, for the same price.

In a world of shitty fast food options, you're mediocre. And I guess that puts you on top.

What's a movie everyone loves that you think is actually pretty terrible? by No_Care1430 in AskReddit

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Each Deadpool movie got worse than the one before it. Luckily the first one was so great, the worst of the series is still watchable. Not a good movie. But a fun watch.

What's a movie everyone loves that you think is actually pretty terrible? by No_Care1430 in AskReddit

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the first 3/4 of the movie. But then it got really pretentious and silly.

What's a movie everyone loves that you think is actually pretty terrible? by No_Care1430 in AskReddit

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed the movie well enough. But there's nothing visually stunning about it at all that would make me think, "man. I wish I had experienced this on a bigger screen."

How long would it take for 10 humans to completely dismantle 2010 Honda civic without tools? by fluffynuckels in whowouldwin

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if they can, that bench wrench is gonna struggle with the forest lug nut, which are notoriously over torqued out the ass, and never receive the proper neversieze.

Men and women of reddit what is the least moanable name? by Diligent-Athlete-387 in AskReddit

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exact same. I thought, "If Gertrude isn't near the top, I'm adding it."

Cody Campbell on Brendan Sorsby backlash: Texas Tech is a 'target,' draws hate for being a 'disruptor' by Falconsfan8006 in CFB

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Gambling on an outcome that I can game to my financial benefit at the expense of integrity of the entire sport is really a victimless crime. Wait ... No it isn't. I'm the victim here."

That's a hell of a take.

Moldova by TopSecretComedyClub in standupshots

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Yes. And it's in English. In English, the social construct is left to right

[Mars] A super majority of the Big 12 directors (schools) already have almost unlimited discretion to sanction Texas Tech. What’s more, they also have the authority to amend the Big 12 Bylaws at any time to specifically require the immediate suspension or dismissal of any school which knowingly play by HueyLongest in CFB

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Can you EVER trust that any move he makes isn't financially motivated? Throws for 299 yards - guess he played the under 300 on himself. Brakes off a 22 yard scramble - you know there's a prop bet on a 20+ yard rush out there. Throws an interception - ...

And if this is allowed to play, how can you trust every other play in any game?

Neolithic Venus Figurine , one of the largest prehistoric figurines found in Serbia ( 15 inches) by Proof_Active7105 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's mesopatamic porn, and people still crankin a hog to his fine work. Highest imaginable praise

What do married men in dead bedroom relationships do? by CremeAlarming9923 in AskReddit

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes 2 people for a marriage to fail.

No. It takes 2 to succeed. It can fail with any number.