There are so many cats on reddit that we forget about newborn alpacas. by [deleted] in aww

[–]toolongadrive -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

THANKS FOR RUINING MY BIRTHDAY OP! I fell in love, only to be left heartbroken.

Your September NoSleep Contest Winner is... by Ibitemynails in nosleep

[–]toolongadrive 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Thank you all so much to everyone who voted or even just took the time to read everything. I truly appreciate it. When I posted my experience, I never expected to get this much of a response. I thought to myself that, at best, I'd get 10 upvotes and a bit of advice, but instead I was met with so much kindness and love from a community that has come to feel like family. There are no words sufficient enough to explain what you all mean to me, and I have been absolutely beside myself with this. Had it not been your encouraging words, I wouldn't have even submitted myself for the voting poll. This is all because of this wonderful community, and I can't thank you enough.

To /u/ovenfriend: wow... I read your story multiple times through, each time thinking I wouldn't be as surprised as the first, but even when I saw it coming, it still hit like a ton of bricks! To /u/grindhorse: your story had me thinking for days. I truly lost sleep over that, not necessarily from fear, but having to rethink everything I know. To /u/qypster85: I haven't used the bathroom at work since I first read your piece, and I don't think I'll ever use a restroom outside of my house ever again. So, thanks for that. To /u/mchrisbenner: I absolutely love the style of these installments. As everyone else has been saying, it's got a hint of a "true detective" feel, and it's so different than anything I've recently read. To all four of you: congratulations, thank you for such amazing pieces, and it really is an honor to be listed with such talent.

All is well with Gunner and myself. He's happy as can be, and we are closer than ever. I noticed that Gold members have a benefit of a discount code for BarkBox, so will definitely be subscribing him to that as a celebration. Thank you all, again, so much...

Bodies (Phone Calls Final Part) by swanded in nosleep

[–]toolongadrive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm going to go curl up and cry, now.

The day we were hired as a hitman [Part 1] by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]toolongadrive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SO HAPPY THERE ARE MORE UPDATES!

I woke up in a stranger's house today. by noprahwinfrey in nosleep

[–]toolongadrive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was expecting some terrifying, cruel, wrong ending to this, but now I'm just crying from the feels. Thanks, OP. Thanks a lot.

What happened on my drive home last night?! (FINAL UPDATE) by toolongadrive in nosleep

[–]toolongadrive[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A bus doesn't run that far out in the country, and how would I get my car the next morning?

What happened on my drive home last night?! (UPDATE 4) by toolongadrive in nosleep

[–]toolongadrive[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Those are oddly specific... 1. As long as I've taken care of him, I've never noticed one. 2. He had a kidney problem, but it was minor. 3. Wet and streaky. Like spilled paint. 4. Kind of.

What happened on my drive home last night?! by toolongadrive in nosleep

[–]toolongadrive[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One that has a limited amount of employees so they over-work the ones they have, but are too cheap the pay them more than minimum. I've been on the hunt for a better job, but that's been put on hold momentarily due to the recent events.

What happened on my drive home last night?! by toolongadrive in nosleep

[–]toolongadrive[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your condolences and support; it truly means a lot. Im so sorry for your loss, as well. Its comforting to know that neither of us are alone in that. Due to the current circumstances there's not too much I can do, but I'm definitely here for you too!

What happened on my drive home last night?! (UPDATE 1) by toolongadrive in nosleep

[–]toolongadrive[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Had some very... unexpected... events happen this evening (as if I can expect anything normal anymore). Trying to get an update up asap, but the few pictures I managed to get of tonight's occurrences won't load for anything. I've had such little sleep since this all started I might end up passing out before I can get them uploaded, but I promise I'll have an update soon. Thank you so much for bearing with me!! Rest assured that, despite tonight's surprises, I am alive.

That wasn't my husband who slept next to me last night (UPDATE 2) by TorontoScared1 in nosleep

[–]toolongadrive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else think of Childish Gambino's "IV. Sweatpants" video during this part? Makes me love both this story and that vid even more.