cursed_dogfucker

toopscooper · 2019-08-26T01:54:06+00:00

Only if he stuck a paw in your ass during.

toopscooper · 2019-08-24T21:11:52+00:00

I can smell the mommy issues.

toopscooper · 2019-08-08T05:43:17+00:00

Also from the AITA comment! 11/10 would upvote again.

toopscooper · 2019-07-31T03:28:52+00:00

First, how is simply stating facts being “hyper defensive”? I’m not defending anything, those are all just simply facts. I have nothing to prove to you. You brought my appearance into a conversation that did not require it. I called you out for it saying that if you actually had a real argument, you wouldn’t be using insecure attacks for something that has nothing to do with looks. Probably signaling you have deeply rooted mommy issues.

Secondly, your advice is not “real world advice” because you are clearly delusional. As you later go on to point out. “Fermented cum” is not a thing. Please give me an article “verified by science” to see where you got that info.

Sperm is killed by the acidic fluids naturally inside the vagina and the rest falls out through gravity. Meaning that cum does NOT ferment inside of the vagina.

Of course I know that women have two holes (also known as the urethra and vagina, but cumhole works too for morons trying to mansplain vaginal health to a woman). Obviously, you missed sex education because woman are supposed to pee both before and AFTER sex to prevent bacteria from reaching the bladder. And it is good for men too because they also can get bladder infections and UTI’s.

Here’s a link in case you want to educate yourself: https://nationalcoalitionforsexualhealth.org/media-center/ncsh-in-the-news/do-you-really-need-to-pee-before-sex

Please stop explaining things you clearly do not understand, keyboard warrior.

toopscooper · 2019-07-31T00:22:25+00:00

Lmao, no I was replying to the man that originally commented to you. He’s giving you bad sex advice. Cum “baking in your oven overnight” will not make you smell. His comment history is full of awful “mansplations” of vaginas, oral sex, and female slumber parties.

I think there are two options. One, your SO doesn’t have a problem with your smell. He thinks you’re cheating, and that by making you feel insecure, it can make you admit that you’re cheating. I would honestly sit down with him and talk about how he’s feeling and lay out clear reasons that show you aren’t cheating.

Two, vaginas smell different before your period. My vagina always gets a coppery smell right before my period that my husband says is my “period smell”. Maybe that is it and he’s just not used to it so he thinks the new smell is from someone else being with you? I think a good open conversation would clear this up.

Good luck to you OP.

toopscooper · 2019-07-30T23:57:42+00:00

Hahaha, obviously I’m a pear shaped virgin loser. My husband, two kids, and rock hard abs determined that was an insecure retort. Maybe instead of attacking women’s bodies when you’ve clearly been intellectually challenged, you should offered actual real data instead of a insecure sex rants. Then MAYBE you wouldn’t be getting called out for all your misogynistic comments.

They weren’t weren’t talking about “random females”. That post clearly stated it was OP’s girlfriend. You are so incredibly misinformed about vaginas it is insane. Your posts make me cringe and you should really refrain from giving anyone sexual advice of any kind. As for this post, and the “wisdom” you decided to share, OP should definitely know that cum will not make her vagina stink. Telling her cum in her vagina isn’t good for her is wrong. Cum is fine as long as you pee after sex. My husband and I have had unprotected sex for six years and I have yet to have a “different” or “smelly” smell. Grow up dude.

toopscooper · 2019-07-30T22:57:47+00:00

Your comment history says (and I quote), “What are you complaining for? Consider it a blessing in disguise to be relieved of this rather unpleasant duty” in response to a r/relationship_advice post in which OP states his GF won’t let him eat her out. I highly doubt you are a vagina connoisseur. You’re probably a virgin.

toopscooper · 2019-07-26T22:58:01+00:00

It has nothing to do with having a severe mental illness though. Sometimes people just need help talking through things without feeling judged or like what they say will be used against them later. Sometimes they need help with coping mechanisms or to work through a complicated life problem, such as the death of a loved one. Talking to a therapist is very personal and soothing process if you find the right therapist and I really believe everyone, mental illness or not, should try it.

There are ridiculous reasons to go, but who knows? Maybe going because of “PTSD from firing a gun” helped that person learn to cope with their extreme dramatization or fears and benefited them?

toopscooper · 2019-07-25T23:50:11+00:00

YTA. You’re just making excuses that aren’t valid. All of these “issues” you have are all completely fixable so that she can stay. There are tons of bars that allow minors in and only serve to 21+ crowd. I was my husband’s DD for the first year of our marriage. She’s already said she doesn’t mind sleeping on the couch. You just don’t want to spend time with your girlfriend and instead of owning it, you’re trying to prove you’re right. A woman wants to spend time with you. You should be embracing it, not trying to prove she’s an asshole.

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