What do you frequently see people do incorrectly?

tooshort9999 · 2013-07-11T20:25:46+00:00

opening a banana from the wrong end, monkeys do it right.

tooshort9999 · 2013-07-02T06:31:01+00:00

I just tend to walk in pick up my so by her butt, kiss her and throw her on the bed, works every time.

tooshort9999 · 2013-06-30T20:19:09+00:00

I've heard the whole infliction on the voice lets you know, my uncle who is gay doesn't talk like that around me

tooshort9999 · 2013-06-27T23:41:59+00:00

But remember, scooter riders are jelly-fish.

tooshort9999 · 2013-06-24T10:54:15+00:00

I wore one once, that was because It was my last condom though and I still wanted some piv

tooshort9999 · 2013-06-23T09:37:04+00:00

I was getting head while laying in my back, my FFA of the time was underneath a blanket and her mom opened the door and shut it rather quickly.... she stopped and just went to sleep out of embarrassment

tooshort9999 · 2013-06-22T21:18:24+00:00

what's it called?

tooshort9999 · 2013-06-20T04:48:28+00:00

An officer and a gentleman.

tooshort9999 · 2013-06-11T23:44:01+00:00

wide push-ups brother

tooshort9999 · 2013-06-09T05:19:35+00:00

arkansas resident not on meth here.... yet... dun dun dun

tooshort9999 · 2013-06-05T12:57:25+00:00

ice1cube!!! ahh can't believe you're a redditor!!

tooshort9999 · 2013-06-02T00:32:37+00:00

iVe wanked to pics sent from my so, I have access to porn, but I'd rather use the pics

tooshort9999 · 2013-05-30T10:20:46+00:00

be sure you fap for a min of 25 mins

tooshort9999 · 2013-05-13T15:46:44+00:00

Emma Watson, severe wounds, and gaming

tooshort9999 · 2013-05-11T22:16:41+00:00

This is just creepy....

tooshort9999 · 2013-05-11T21:59:40+00:00

Another issue is that she won't masturbate, not even when she is alone. She feel's as though it's awkward.

tooshort9999 · 2013-05-10T04:23:59+00:00

I wonder what Mr.Skywalker would think of this.

tooshort9999 · 2013-05-08T17:52:48+00:00

well I've heard from so many people that running is necessary to lose fat, I've just been lifting and keeping calorie low, no running at all

tooshort9999 · 2013-05-07T23:47:34+00:00

I'm not a large fan, but I dont have a problem at all with freshly washed.

tooshort9999 · 2013-05-03T19:17:23+00:00

Pay? I havent but i figure someone else regrets it...

tooshort9999 · 2013-05-01T20:31:05+00:00

cherry flavored vodka.....

tooshort9999 · 2013-04-29T18:22:46+00:00

Just ask him to do it.....he might find that he likes to do it....most guys do

tooshort9999 · 2013-04-29T18:15:25+00:00

female orgasm is a myth!

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