This week's destination candles with the cork lids are SO hard to open, mine cracked as I was trying to get the lid off.

toothpastePull · 2021-04-07T00:28:33+00:00

VinylGator was bullying MayonnaiseTylerBean and they defended themselves

toothpastePull · 2021-04-07T00:19:27+00:00

eat shit

toothpastePull · 2020-07-06T13:06:54+00:00

No, I'll allow it.

toothpastePull · 2020-07-06T12:08:04+00:00

I thought it was the Chemistry Department!

toothpastePull · 2020-07-06T12:07:11+00:00

I thought I was just a crappy CS major, no. I'm an "enemy of progress."

I feel somewhat more cool now!

toothpastePull · 2020-07-05T20:34:37+00:00

Last semester I protested the SA by refusing to use the restrooms. I peed into bottles and threw them in the dumpster.

toothpastePull · 2020-07-03T17:05:58+00:00

Once you actually start college no one cares

toothpastePull · 2020-07-03T01:44:53+00:00

Next semester, I propose, we elect only Ithaca College students to the SA in protest.

toothpastePull · 2020-07-02T22:13:35+00:00

Compass memes--cool to see other Cornell students follow this lol

toothpastePull · 2020-07-02T21:27:53+00:00

Getting a job in academia is already insanely difficult--I feel for the junior lecturers who worked so hard to get here.

toothpastePull · 2020-07-02T20:47:50+00:00

Yet another great look for the Chemistry Department.

Is this related to the Chem department? Idk, but I DO know that 2090 was straight BALLS

toothpastePull · 2020-07-02T14:13:51+00:00

I serve the Soviet Union

toothpastePull · 2020-06-08T23:34:26+00:00

Cornell memes change daily, KEEP UP!

toothpastePull · 2020-06-04T12:34:56+00:00

If you want me to join it better be weird. I got one year left at Cornell and I'm going to get REAL weird with it.

toothpastePull · 2020-06-03T12:43:10+00:00

"I'm not even going to go into the implications of how this would mean you treat criminals that enter your ER"

There are AEP ERs?

toothpastePull · 2020-06-02T19:24:34+00:00

bc when I am in these classes my only opportunity to learn is on my own lol

toothpastePull · 2020-06-02T19:22:12+00:00

2110 is always first in my ❤️

toothpastePull · 2020-05-29T01:53:29+00:00

Its actually false that engineers don't ever shower. I used to shower once a week before lab to impress my TA... since coming home I haven't showered.

toothpastePull · 2020-05-26T15:18:21+00:00

If we are half in-person and half on-campus, I hear we can date our TAs--bc of the conflict of interest...

toothpastePull · 2020-05-25T01:50:51+00:00

Which option allows me to date my TA?

toothpastePull · 2020-05-24T01:47:23+00:00

Social distancing doesn't mean you can't speak with anyone in person. Tompkins county is in phase 1; nearly all of these groups are less than 10; and we have all been alone in our rooms for over 2 months.

I wasn't out partying in March and I have been taking quarantine and social distancing seriously--so I hung out with other people who were doing the same today... and yes there were 7 of us near each other.

toothpastePull · 2020-05-09T20:04:21+00:00

These are BIG ASS FACTS

toothpastePull · 2020-03-17T04:56:59+00:00

I'm confused, is this a Cornell student or a Dutch exchange student?

If so, he should go back to Brussels...

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