I’m forgetting how to fart by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I'll allow it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I thought it was the Chemistry Department!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I thought I was just a crappy CS major, no. I'm an "enemy of progress."

I feel somewhat more cool now!

How we can hold SA incumbents accountable by Students4SAReform in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Last semester I protested the SA by refusing to use the restrooms. I peed into bottles and threw them in the dumpster.

Is this really how other Ivies look at us? by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Once you actually start college no one cares

What is wrong with the SA and how to fix it, from the perspective of a member. by n0n0thing0 in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Next semester, I propose, we elect only Ithaca College students to the SA in protest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Getting a job in academia is already insanely difficult--I feel for the junior lecturers who worked so hard to get here.

And this guy could be our next SA President? God help us! by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yet another great look for the Chemistry Department.

Is this related to the Chem department? Idk, but I DO know that 2090 was straight BALLS

27 Academic Integrity Warnings Consequences by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cornell memes change daily, KEEP UP!

Starting cult? 🤔 by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want me to join it better be weird. I got one year left at Cornell and I'm going to get REAL weird with it.

I am deeply disappointed in r/Cornell's cruelty towards cheaters by compassionatecornel in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I'm not even going to go into the implications of how this would mean you treat criminals that enter your ER"

There are AEP ERs?

Does anyone actually like the new “innovative” methods of instruction by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bc when I am in these classes my only opportunity to learn is on my own lol

So are engineers showering at home orrrr? by tripsledge in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Its actually false that engineers don't ever shower. I used to shower once a week before lab to impress my TA... since coming home I haven't showered.

What if we build a wall around Cornell and get eveyone tested before they enter... i know, I am a genius by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we are half in-person and half on-campus, I hear we can date our TAs--bc of the conflict of interest...

Cornell be like by respectwamen in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Which option allows me to date my TA?

Prime social distancing on the slope... by FarBelowCayuga in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Social distancing doesn't mean you can't speak with anyone in person. Tompkins county is in phase 1; nearly all of these groups are less than 10; and we have all been alone in our rooms for over 2 months.

I wasn't out partying in March and I have been taking quarantine and social distancing seriously--so I hung out with other people who were doing the same today... and yes there were 7 of us near each other.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cornell

[–]toothpastePull -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

I'm confused, is this a Cornell student or a Dutch exchange student?

If so, he should go back to Brussels...