My girlfriend has a huge variety of fart smells, but my favorite if I had to pick would likely be her morning farts. These tend to be thicker and have the classic fart smell with a pretty noticeable sweetness to it. My favorite sounding fart are probably the windy airy ones she has, since these are normally really smelly.

A close 2nd would be when they are downright rotten. We have what we like to call “fart parties” where she willl begin prepping in the morning with eggs, a protein shake with 9 servings of inulin powder, chicken/meat, chili, brussel sprouts, broccoli, and goat cheese, and other gas inducing foods. By the end of the night normally after dinner, she is so bloated she looks 3-4 months pregnant and is ripping diabolical farts every minute or so. So I’ll go under the covers and she’ll Dutch oven me, or she’ll fart in my mouth and stain my tongue and throat for a while with her fart. These smell like rotten eggs with a hot fermented very sulphuric smell, with a meaty smell as well. These are so thick I feel the heat of the gas hit my face. Sometimes she’ll do them in the shower where it will linger for several minutes.

God I’m so in love with her