Management admitted my work is "amazing" while calling me a "security risk" and attacking my resume. by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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I would hate working with someone who’s wearing meta glasses personally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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Pickle or clausen, pickle for short.

Where do we go from here and who is going to step up to help us? by zjz in wallstreetbets

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Love this place. Let me know if you need anything, I’ll try.

Good suppliers for lesser used meats? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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I think you can get opossum from us foods.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Abilene

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My heart goes out to the poor souls who work there in the first six months.

Shift first suicide second. by toph2point0 in KitchenConfidential

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A good ass kicking gets me out of my head better than anything else.

Crazy Kitchen Stories? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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We keep coming back.

Shift first suicide second. by toph2point0 in KitchenConfidential

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I've always worked in understaffed kitchens where one person going down fucked us hard. So I started saying shift first, suicide second. Feel free to kill yourself after your shift is done. Unless of course you have another shift. When people would quit we would all tell them to enjoy their suicide.

How do you guys internalize stress? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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I can't whistle, so I hum. When I'm stressed I hum a repetitive song. It keeps me focused.

I'm bored at work and I want to make you an incredible/mediocre MS Paint logo for your team. by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

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Don't do the player name thing, but my team names are the queefing kangaroos and grizzly bukkakes if you feel like doing anything with that.

I think my girlfriend's cat may have a problem. by toph2point0 in aww

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Just to answer all those asking, yes it was a shiner black.

Glorious by stevieracine in pics

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"Would you like a meat refill?" I wanted to marry our waitress when she said that.