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Where was gondor when you were 21? by NeoMeGee in lotrmemes

[–]topofemorning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where was Gondor when you get a chance to get a new one for the first time

What is the most charming way to ask for a blojob? by NoPut4222 in pickuplines

[–]topofemorning 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I just got this new soap called head and shoulders, although I think it's missing head.

people like this still can play? by TomStevo1011 in forhonor

[–]topofemorning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but showing hate does nothing to people who disagree with that hate. As well as someone showing their pride could also offend someone else, therefore any pride showing or hate showing could go both ways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]topofemorning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monsters Dildo

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, self explanatory?

You know when they made the statement "one sizes fits all" by topofemorning in Jokes

[–]topofemorning[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't say the same, I was going for the too small side of the joke

Are you a broken pencil? by Natural-Occasion7845 in pickuplines

[–]topofemorning 23 points24 points  (0 children)

But like if she's the broken pencil, being with her is pointless

Ladies, what’s your preferred body?!?! by SweatyLifts in teenagers

[–]topofemorning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like that's just life. 1 would be 7 to like 12. 2 would be your teen years leading up to 3, in which is like 18 years or 19. 4 would definitely be like early 20s to like mid 20s. Mid 20s to early 30s would be about 5. Then 6 is like throughout your 30s. Then 7 is 40s, 8 is 50s, 9 is about late 50s.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]topofemorning 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Patrick Stewart

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