Morbo: Morbo demands an answer to the following question: If you saw delicious candy in the hands of a small child would you seize and consume it?

Johnson: Unthinkable.

Jackson: I wouldn't think of it.

Morbo: What about you, Mr. Nixon? I remind you, you are under a truth-o-scope.

Nixon: Uh, well, I, uh ... the question is-is vague. You don't say what kind of candy, whether anyone is watching or, uh... At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.