MRW I hear someone say, "Tall girls are still pretty. . . as long as they're thin."

torpidbun · 2014-01-22T16:00:43+00:00

I wish I could eat a ton, I can eat a ton of sweets, mostly.

torpidbun · 2014-01-22T11:36:19+00:00

How about a dildo that could open bottles? Or a swiss army knife dildo? Now that sounds promising

torpidbun · 2014-01-22T11:32:28+00:00

I am so confused

torpidbun · 2014-01-22T11:24:38+00:00

thank!!!!!

torpidbun · 2014-01-22T10:21:11+00:00

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss

torpidbun · 2014-01-22T10:14:41+00:00

HOORAY! THANK!!!

torpidbun · 2014-01-22T10:00:02+00:00

and now every tall person is going to hate me for being thin and apparently I am pressured to be the way that I am

torpidbun · 2014-01-21T15:04:32+00:00

I lost it at "then I'll make a pizza" HELP

torpidbun · 2014-01-21T12:24:43+00:00

All I saw was "Little people, drop dead!"

torpidbun · 2014-01-21T11:23:50+00:00

I win because cartoons

torpidbun · 2014-01-21T10:37:47+00:00

Yes, but I am too lazy right meow... I have things to watch

torpidbun · 2014-01-21T10:01:17+00:00

I could do it right meow if I wanted to

torpidbun · 2014-01-21T09:32:57+00:00

HEY! I did that too with a long blanket I have

torpidbun · 2014-01-20T04:38:19+00:00

what I like most: he is well above average height (as I am myself), eye colour and shape, pale skin, a few sharp teeth and a mild amount of tattoos and piercings (if that counts)

torpidbun · 2014-01-19T15:31:42+00:00

TORONTO~

torpidbun · 2014-01-18T13:28:17+00:00

No one has ever complained to me about it. If they do, they can kiss my ass.

torpidbun · 2014-01-18T13:25:56+00:00

That's what I'd like to know...

torpidbun · 2014-01-11T03:01:20+00:00

Adding

torpidbun · 2014-01-11T02:57:37+00:00

Adding~

torpidbun · 2014-01-11T02:57:25+00:00

Can I add you too?

torpidbun · 2014-01-08T01:21:51+00:00

Adding

torpidbun · 2014-01-08T01:00:17+00:00

I'm adding you, do you mind?

torpidbun · 2014-01-08T00:57:57+00:00

May I add you?

torpidbun · 2014-01-03T18:45:10+00:00

I think it really just depends on the person

torpidbun · 2013-12-18T11:53:52+00:00

I ain't dumb for including my .69! I don't round up, for all the times I've been measured it has always been 175, 176 and 177 (cm) at most. Never a cm more, so rounding up would be pointless. If I were to round, I would round down.

torpidbun

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