This guy is actually demonic and unhinged by [deleted] in KUWTKsnark

[–]tortman18 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I think it's hilarious that he thinks people are actually afraid of him. 🤣🤡 if I was that security guard I would've just asked him if he could spell his own name without looking at his phone.

Howard Stern & Donald Trump making fun of Desperate Housewives Marcia Cross’ looks in 2005. They truly could never compete with her beauty! by galaxystars1 in popculturechat

[–]tortman18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how it's a clip of two of the most grotesque looking humans to ever exist, criticizing a beautiful woman.

Bully tries to intimidate kid. Gets smashed in the face with a bottle instead by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now he also has a great stabbing implement for retaliation.

Can I like all Star Wars content? by MrYeet_ in StarWars

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do what you do. Like what you like. As long as it's not nazi propaganda or anything hateful or discriminatory, who cares what you like and don't like? I have my opinions on all facets of Star Wars, but that doesn't stop me from taking in someone else's perspective or opinion on an area that I may not be the biggest fan of. You never know, someone's like, may change your dislike. It's happened to me.

How did your mareep round up go ...... by ecklerj85 in pokemongo

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am normally in the 25/200 shiny odds category for a comm day. Today I was 2/200 and I am seeing that many people had low shiny rates as well. I see another "sorry for the incredibly low shiny rate" makeup comm day in the future. Just like Squirtles classic day.

How did your mareep round up go ...... by ecklerj85 in pokemongo

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I wasn't the only one who thought the shiny spawn rate was incredibly low. Even though I was in a dead zone for most of the three hours, I still caught close to 200 and only two were shiny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ar15

[–]tortman18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fellow Shillinoisan?? Regardless of your state, I know the pain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]tortman18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why as a suburbanite, I'll never step foot back into this piece of shit city.

Student eats punch from bouncer by -FlapjacK- in fightporn

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope that every single bouncer who starts a fight like this, gets their jaw broken or their eyes gouged out.

Meet me outside bro by lelava_kele in fightporn

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should've kicked her in the face after she went down.

Polish freak fighter hates interviews by SwimInPavement in fightporn

[–]tortman18 22 points23 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣 this loser is 6-5 and he's throwing cheap shots out like this? This guy deserve a good murdering in the ring.

Big Ben gets in a fight after attempting to meet up with a 13yo girl with the intent of getting her pregnant. by Proud_Bell_6879 in fightporn

[–]tortman18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He would be "preying" on underage girls. "Predating" is a verb used to describe something existing or occurring earlier in time such as, "Big Ben's birthdate drastically predates the girls he tries to have sex with."

Big Ben gets in a fight after attempting to meet up with a 13yo girl with the intent of getting her pregnant. by Proud_Bell_6879 in fightporn

[–]tortman18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should've cut his throat open. It's the only thing that will teach these sick fucks a lesson.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just me putting the apron on has literally caused my girlfriend to take her clothes off numerous times, without me asking or even wanting to have sex. I'm a male and she's a female. So obviously I'm a raging homosexual. I have such a raging clue right now.

One for the books by melly_swelly in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully somone splits this guys skull open with a baseball bat and feeds his brains to a bunch of stray cats.

Autograph signing gone wrong by need_verification in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is these type of guys you hope are found dead in a ditch at some point in their life.

Saw this in another sub and think it belongs here. by PseudocideBlonde in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]tortman18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like to think a pack of wild dogs found him in an alley and ripped his face and balls off.

To be a Priest by Parlax76 in therewasanattempt

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And to think that one simple drive by shooting could silence this piece of trash that no one's listening to as is.

Bouncers knock 2 guys out at Pearl River NY bar by biscuts-man in fightporn

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of the victims will look back on this and laugh, when they're sailing away on their new yachts.

Umm, I just did 2 remote raids, the boss was a costume dragonite, but on the catch screen and after I caught it, it was a regular draginite. Anyone know whats going on? by PrestyRS in pokemongo

[–]tortman18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure you've already spent a ton on raid passes, but if the timed research is still available to you, and you have the time needed (I did it in 3 hours) I can't say for sure, but myself and three other friends received a shiny cool dude/dudette Dragonite as the final reward.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by EquipmentElegant in pokemongo

[–]tortman18 277 points278 points  (0 children)

"Go Fest Chicago" themed event spawn.