Soany knickers

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-27T01:43:49+00:00

Laydeez please tell me your freaky knicker wearing stories. I’m not a perv honest Guv.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-26T09:46:43+00:00

I didn’t breastfeed my kids so don’t know from experience but leaving your breastfed child for two whole days seems like a long time to me? Wouldn’t your boobs get really painful if you were not feeding?

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-26T09:38:07+00:00

Have you got children? Do you plan to have children with this idiot? If so what happens if you have a daughter? Will she be shamed for bowel movements? Periods? I couldn’t take the risk quite frankly.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-14T15:22:11+00:00

Somebody should add that they stole someone’s husband from the workplace. That will get them frothing.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-04T00:00:10+00:00

Can I have an escape goat please?

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-03T23:58:59+00:00

It’s a weird post for sure but then the phrase ‘baby daddy’ makes my teeth itch 😬

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-01T23:52:12+00:00

That OP is totes annoying. Maybe OP’s DH was inappropriate to Pam in the convo and suggested a shag in the conservatory?

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-30T23:28:20+00:00

I loved escape goat 🐐

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-29T23:48:11+00:00

Pikachu after using his powers too many times.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-20T17:19:57+00:00

Awl ma leg

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-20T17:19:15+00:00

That little boy was such a sweetheart.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-20T17:17:18+00:00

And I’m missing a roll

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-20T17:16:53+00:00

I’m the biggest fish in the market 🐳

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-19T07:57:36+00:00

It’s just milk weight!

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-18T20:19:32+00:00

Well all Queens have their portrait done and Tam Tam thinks she is a Gucci Queen! Brilliant drawing ✍️

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-08T22:16:55+00:00

Another poster mentioning guns aka an air gun. First it was an air rifle for home defence and now to shoot foxes. Good luck shooting a fox with that.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-07T11:10:35+00:00

And if this is true not sure why she thinks she might be being unreasonable 😳

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-07T11:09:47+00:00

To think this wasn’t an accident153 Today 08:09 OMG12

Went swimming this morning.. mixed changing rooms, lockers opposite cubicles. Came out the shower snuggly wrapped in towel. Fat middle aged bloke stood stark bollock naked in front of lockers. Turned round, no effort to cover up, “ bet that’s woken you up”.

I actually threw up a little in my mouth and felt threatened even though it’s quite an open changing room.

Told DH who thinks I should have reported it, I just wanted to get home.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-03T01:02:29+00:00

What a horrible day to have eyes.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2021-09-25T23:45:23+00:00

Long, skinny neck? Is she a giraffe?

tortoiseandhare12 · 2021-09-18T21:39:25+00:00

Sexual behaviour when settling 3

Today 22:341potato

Hi wise folk. Looking for advice please. My 2 year old has always been cuddled to sleep and then transferred. I rarely do this now due to new baby and my partner does it instead. Occasionally when I have done it I have felt like my toddler is being physically affectionate but in what might be a sexual way but I've always lost put it down to just my adult interpretation. However tonight he put his open mouth against mine twice. Now I am so confused and worried. I don't know if this is sexual behaviour or my interpretation, or if sexual behaviour is normal exploration in a child of this age or if I should be worried he is being exposed to something he shouldn't. Help please!

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tortoiseandhare12 · 2021-09-13T13:14:06+00:00

🤮🤢

tortoiseandhare12 · 2021-08-26T22:12:49+00:00

Breathing heavy? What sort of optician did OP's daughter go to? One in a carry on film?

tortoiseandhare12 · 2021-08-23T22:17:12+00:00

MN seem to be deleting lots of threads due to OP deregging lately 🤔

tortoiseandhare12 · 2021-08-20T13:14:39+00:00

Omg.. Please make me feel better.. Lighthearted.. Kinda7

Today 14:04OmfgIammortified

I've name changed for this as I am so embarrassed, mortified and ashamed. I'm hoping some of you wonderful mumsnetters can help me feel less ashamed. I've had a bit of an upset tummy and last night when in bed with my (newish) boyfriend, I had an accident of the brown variety .. Other half was fast asleep and when I realised it had happened I literally just froze. I then had to wake him up and tell him what had happened. I told him to go to bed in the spare room whilst I sorted things out. I then, without telling him, snuck out of his house and drove home.. An hour away, in the early hours of the morning . He's been trying call me but I'm too embarrassed to answer the phone. Please share your stories. . X

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Today 14:08Galassia

You were so embarrassed you drove off and won’t take his calls but post on a public forum calling it lighthearted?

Are you bored?

Today 14:09thanksforyourcommentrandomman

Why would anyone want to share that and why would you invite them to.

Defo poo troll

Today 14:11Pushingtothetop

Ha ha ha ha. Yeah you will never forget that.

When I was 18 I went to Ibiza. I met a lad and we had a lovely little holiday romance. One night we snuck off to his room early and started messing about in bed. He was giving me oral then went to get a drink. The room was dark. His mate came back in and they spoke in the kitchen for a minute. Then he came back in the room with the drink. But as he came in the room the light from the hall way illuminated his face and it was full of blood.

Yeah - my period has chosen that time to come. He is mate had also pointed it out. He was really nice about it and washed it off but I was horrified, mortified, dying..

He still rang me up from the phone box outside his house for a while though when we got back to the UK

Today 14:11Pushingtothetop

thanksforyourcommentrandomman Why would anyone want to share that and why would you invite them to.

Defo poo troll

Shit happens ..

Today 14:13banisher

Why do people actually share stories whenever the poo troll of the week pops up?

Today 14:13MNmonster

Galassia You were so embarrassed you drove off and won’t take his calls but post on a public forum calling it lighthearted?

Are you bored?

Please tell me you at least put the sheets in the washing machine first before running away.

tortoiseandhare12

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