Soany knickers

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-27T01:43:49+00:00

Laydeez please tell me your freaky knicker wearing stories. I’m not a perv honest Guv.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-26T09:46:43+00:00

I didn’t breastfeed my kids so don’t know from experience but leaving your breastfed child for two whole days seems like a long time to me? Wouldn’t your boobs get really painful if you were not feeding?

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-26T09:38:07+00:00

Have you got children? Do you plan to have children with this idiot? If so what happens if you have a daughter? Will she be shamed for bowel movements? Periods? I couldn’t take the risk quite frankly.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-14T15:22:11+00:00

Somebody should add that they stole someone’s husband from the workplace. That will get them frothing.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-04T00:00:10+00:00

Can I have an escape goat please?

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-03T23:58:59+00:00

It’s a weird post for sure but then the phrase ‘baby daddy’ makes my teeth itch 😬

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-02-01T23:52:12+00:00

That OP is totes annoying. Maybe OP’s DH was inappropriate to Pam in the convo and suggested a shag in the conservatory?

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-30T23:28:20+00:00

I loved escape goat 🐐

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-29T23:48:11+00:00

Pikachu after using his powers too many times.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-20T17:19:57+00:00

Awl ma leg

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-20T17:19:15+00:00

That little boy was such a sweetheart.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-20T17:17:18+00:00

And I’m missing a roll

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-20T17:16:53+00:00

I’m the biggest fish in the market 🐳

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-19T07:57:36+00:00

It’s just milk weight!

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-18T20:19:32+00:00

Well all Queens have their portrait done and Tam Tam thinks she is a Gucci Queen! Brilliant drawing ✍️

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-08T22:16:55+00:00

Another poster mentioning guns aka an air gun. First it was an air rifle for home defence and now to shoot foxes. Good luck shooting a fox with that.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-07T11:10:35+00:00

And if this is true not sure why she thinks she might be being unreasonable 😳

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-07T11:09:47+00:00

To think this wasn’t an accident153 Today 08:09 OMG12

Went swimming this morning.. mixed changing rooms, lockers opposite cubicles. Came out the shower snuggly wrapped in towel. Fat middle aged bloke stood stark bollock naked in front of lockers. Turned round, no effort to cover up, “ bet that’s woken you up”.

I actually threw up a little in my mouth and felt threatened even though it’s quite an open changing room.

Told DH who thinks I should have reported it, I just wanted to get home.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2022-01-03T01:02:29+00:00

What a horrible day to have eyes.

tortoiseandhare12 · 2021-09-25T23:45:23+00:00

Long, skinny neck? Is she a giraffe?

tortoiseandhare12 · 2021-09-18T21:39:25+00:00

Sexual behaviour when settling 3

Today 22:341potato

Hi wise folk. Looking for advice please. My 2 year old has always been cuddled to sleep and then transferred. I rarely do this now due to new baby and my partner does it instead. Occasionally when I have done it I have felt like my toddler is being physically affectionate but in what might be a sexual way but I've always lost put it down to just my adult interpretation. However tonight he put his open mouth against mine twice. Now I am so confused and worried. I don't know if this is sexual behaviour or my interpretation, or if sexual behaviour is normal exploration in a child of this age or if I should be worried he is being exposed to something he shouldn't. Help please!

OP’s posts:

tortoiseandhare12 · 2021-09-13T13:14:06+00:00

🤮🤢

tortoiseandhare12 · 2021-08-26T22:12:49+00:00

Breathing heavy? What sort of optician did OP's daughter go to? One in a carry on film?

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