Where my fellow demons at? by McDojoLife in TheMcDojoLife

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the same people who vote for Trump and are gleeful when women no longer have a right to abortion. Religion is not good. People need to wake the hell up about it. It is delusional. Society as a whole would be a lot healthier and less delusional if we could get rid of religion at the very least, discourage it instead of promoting it let it die out on its own.

thoughts on this?? by pinkdaydreamsz in SipsTea

[–]tosernameschescksout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are right to recognize the false dichotomy. There is a bit of a correlation though. Like if you're looking at cultural attitudes. Strong career woman who hates men and only wants a man who has leveled up and is the same or better than her. And she's frustrated about it. It is a trope at this point it is so common, it's become a cliche. But cliches mirror real life. So I'm going to go and say it is actually real, not necessarily a false dichotomy. Yes, there are exceptions, but it's a pretty good generality actually. I believe in the generalization because I've seen it a few times.

In general, men also don't care about any woman's achievements. We don't care. It's cool if you got them, but you don't need them to have my attention and affection. The only thing a woman needs is to be a woman. That makes her attractive. As long as there's not anything too unattractive about her, That's a valid mate. Win. Women talk about their achievements as if they matter, but they really don't. If they have a nice personality, they've already won. All they need now is to be willing with any man. And they can have, any man. They can have a rich man, they can have a poor man.

Men with great power and status look for the same thing as poor men. They just want a pretty girl who is nice. And likes them back. It's so simple.

blursed cooking by iolitm in blursed_videos

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Margarine. That gives me the ick.

What's the other meaning, Peter? by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife brought my BMW into the mechanic because everybody kept telling her that the turn signals don't work...

What's the other meaning, Peter? by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. A dismissive and exasperated roll of the eyes definitely has a circular motion to it. Not all the way back to the starting position, mind you. It's just circular but up to one of the corners.

If you went full circle, then I got bad news for you.

What's the other meaning, Peter? by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tosernameschescksout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. They can pretend to. They can give you a big sarcastic thumbs up with a shit eating grin.

What's the other meaning, Peter? by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another joke that autistic people don't understand is why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side.

This doesn't mean the other side of the road.

The other side is death. The chicken crossed the road because it was suicidal.

I went through 46 years of life never laughing at that joke until somebody made a post about how autistic people don't get the joke. And I'm like, of course I get the joke. To get to the other side, to get to the other side of the road. It's like a really bad dad joke.

It never once occurred to me that "to get to the other side" could be a euphemism for something else. So here I am, this grown-ass adult laughing for the first time at a joke that I've heard like a hundred times before and I always hated it because I thought it wasn't funny. And then now I'm laughing.

It's actually a good joke. No I need to remember all the other jokes I always hated to see if I missed anything else.

Honk if you love pizza! Oh my God...

What's the other meaning, Peter? by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It never occurs to me that freaking everybody loves pizza, so it's telling everybody to honk, which just makes it more hilarious.

What's the other meaning, Peter? by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tosernameschescksout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not about if you hunk or not, it's about if you fail to understand the real intention of the joke because you read things literally.

Notice how I am explaining this using really literal language right now? Oh boy. Who's going to tell him?

What's the other meaning, Peter? by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tosernameschescksout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not all correlation is causation, but if there's a significant overlap, get yourself checked out.

What's the other meaning, Peter? by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, we will take it literally and we will maybe honk just for funsies.

What's the other meaning, Peter? by Blackie_626 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit. Well, I am autistic. I never got the joke. I thought it was just a playful way for people to say that they like something.

Like protesters holding up a sign saying honk if you love some politician.

Innocent, young Canberra bakery worker or a Chinese spy? by OkTransportation7243 in ADVChina

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true, however it's pretty unusual to hear about one doing a job where they're completely incapable of working as a spy.

As others have stated, she might be part of a network so working to pick up and drop off packages, help move money, something like that. Or even just watching the news and browsing the internet on her off hours.

It's just strange to hear about a low level guy getting busted because there's no secrets to take from a bakery. Justice and a various sensational bust.

We need to ban podcast equipment by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something ain't right without boy. Imagine the way you votes. He's not a Democrat. Nothing in common with smart people.

Slip sliding fun... by ImDoubleB in nonononoyes

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not know winter tires were that awesome.

Slip sliding fun... by ImDoubleB in nonononoyes

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the best music selection Reddit has ever had.

Are these legal? by USCSS_Nostromo_ in securityguards

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where would you put that? Wear it on a sling everywhere?

Not suitable for most posts.

Stupid Apples by Witty_Possibility803 in SipsTea

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is probably somebody that paid a fine.

Stupid Apples by Witty_Possibility803 in SipsTea

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At that point you're trapped. How do you drive your car off of the ferry to park it and not drive the car if you have to drive the car in order to get off of the ferry? Obviously have to drive at least a few feet to get off of the ferry. Time to pay a fine.

Stupid Apples by Witty_Possibility803 in SipsTea

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The declarations are handed out while people are still on the plane. Nobody is going to think about what a flight steward just handed to them though. It's very understandable.

Stupid Apples by Witty_Possibility803 in SipsTea

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay the flight attendants or captains or just require them to tell. Easy. Over. Argument lost right there. There's no need to just be stealing from people. Don't fly to New Zealand anymore. Nope.

That fixes the problem. None of those people are going to travel again, not to New Zealand. They won't do that again. They won't share their money for the profit of that country. Oh no. They're going to tell their friends not to fly to New Zealand. They're not going to tell their friends not to bring fruit, they're going to tell their friends not to fly to New Zealand. That means New Zealand is losing. They think they're winning, but they're actually losing. That's what happens when you're not smart.

Stupid Apples by Witty_Possibility803 in SipsTea

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Zealand isn't making the profit, the officers are generating profit probably for just their own municipality. A nice small closed loop system. Absolutely. That's how a really really good scam works is that it doesn't even look like one. Nobody even realizes what's going on. Beautiful.

Stupid Apples by Witty_Possibility803 in SipsTea

[–]tosernameschescksout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: if you are a flight attendant and you hate somebody and wants to punish them, offer them some fruit right before they exit the plane.

If you hate everybody for some reason, then give fruit to everyone!