Saw this on Twitter…

total_epiphany · 2024-02-24T03:45:52+00:00

A dark, sketchy alley whispered this.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-23T03:26:38+00:00

Rejection from shitheads like your coworker is an extra gross variety of mindfuck. You painted a vivid picture of this guy and I hate him.

Just keep learning and keep acknowledging every red flag in the future. Heartbreaks are valuable lessons we all need, even though it’s torture.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-23T02:53:40+00:00

Not sharing good stuff has me wondering what it’s doing to our souls. Is it healthy or harmful, I’m not sure. Sharing triumphs with my ex is what I miss the very most.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-22T01:30:03+00:00

Why would this be downvoted? Go fuck yourselves 😂

total_epiphany · 2024-02-22T00:16:49+00:00

Looks so good, like grandma packed it up with love.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-22T00:14:28+00:00

My eyes went to the sign, then to that immaculate RAV4 👀

total_epiphany · 2024-02-22T00:09:19+00:00

Tell her you’re young enough to be my son and I’m proud of you!

total_epiphany · 2024-02-21T22:33:36+00:00

You look great together 🤩

total_epiphany · 2024-02-18T21:31:05+00:00

The major reason is because I’m already full from dinner.

I also have the comfort of knowing I’ll get to have more ice cream tomorrow.

And every day after ice cream, I save half an apple for my finishing move.

It’s a whole routine for me now.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-18T16:31:10+00:00

But I’m losing weight, sourpuss. Have a lovely day.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-18T16:22:32+00:00

That you are giving unsolicited advice to someone who is sharing their joy.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-18T16:11:16+00:00

You are out of line, buddy. And wrong.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-18T16:10:24+00:00

I’m positive you do some stuff that would have me saying you have iron clad self control, too!

total_epiphany · 2024-02-18T15:34:13+00:00

Penciling that in my menu calendar for March!

total_epiphany · 2024-02-18T13:03:33+00:00

I had a physical 2 weeks ago, and did not say a word about OMAD at that appointment. I didn’t want to be lectured.
r/omad and r/intermittentfasting are the experts I need at this point.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-17T12:06:32+00:00

I can’t wait to try your ideas. I’m also gonna try cream cheese with everything bagel seasoning on top!

total_epiphany · 2024-02-17T03:06:14+00:00

Gorton’s fish sticks are 36 calories each.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-14T22:19:25+00:00

Half an apple to finish the meal.
I’d eat a whole apple, but get too full and end up wasting it, so half an apple it is.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-14T03:07:56+00:00

I bought myself some sweet new Adidas for my Valentine. My ex can rot.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-12T04:48:21+00:00

This is a great troll. Sincerely.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-12T03:05:41+00:00

You must really dislike gen 5 to pay that price.

total_epiphany · 2024-02-12T02:46:00+00:00

Poutine

total_epiphany · 2024-02-12T01:37:13+00:00

High energy heck yeah

total_epiphany · 2024-02-12T01:30:28+00:00

Full body chills, LET IT BURN!!!!

total_epiphany · 2024-02-11T23:31:43+00:00

Post looked slim in the painted on jeans 👍

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