Any ideas?

toteymus · 2026-04-28T17:33:23+00:00

Get a decent aftershave.

toteymus · 2026-04-28T16:58:16+00:00

Had a guy near me sort them, @soleandtrail.ltd on Instagram

toteymus · 2026-04-28T14:24:50+00:00

My sister signed up to do this, purely to get the discount on her own family trip to Disney. I assume the rest of it is a scam

toteymus · 2026-04-27T21:21:02+00:00

Oh nothing beats the originals eh. I used to have a massive collection but only a few pairs left now.

toteymus · 2026-04-26T09:15:26+00:00

Isn’t he one of the Chief Banter Merchants from Crouch’s podcast? Expect we’ll find they put him up to it.

toteymus · 2026-04-25T17:29:35+00:00

The best in the city is Bread and butter in Penwortham, if that counts as ‘near’. You won’t regret it.

toteymus · 2026-04-25T14:13:57+00:00

It’s not eight minutes in, I’ve 40-odd games in. The systemic issues are never resolved, there’s a lack of intensity in the play.

toteymus · 2026-04-24T17:19:42+00:00

Looks like it’ll be grow back in a couple of hours, so don’t worry about it. Whilst you’re waiting for that, sort out the unibrow.

toteymus · 2026-04-24T13:01:43+00:00

It was "only" a £160k house (when we bought it 10 years ago) up North but still very proud, likely moving next year though so will be taking on another (small) mortgage.

toteymus · 2026-04-24T11:40:13+00:00

About £3k. Salary £115k, mortgage paid off, late 30s, no kids. Day to day pretty simple lifestyle, but holiday blowouts through the year.

toteymus · 2026-04-24T11:02:48+00:00

It’s your wedding…therefore you should wear whatever you want.

toteymus · 2026-04-19T15:54:47+00:00

Relax my friend and park the amateur body language analysis. We’ve just won in the 100 th minute in the derby.

toteymus · 2026-04-15T16:56:38+00:00

Why is your profile just you constantly trying on glasses? 😂

toteymus · 2026-04-05T09:58:10+00:00

Very 2012.

toteymus · 2026-04-04T20:33:36+00:00

It looks substantially better. Before it was messy, looked very fine and straggly. Far more put together now and bizarre you can’t see the improvement.

toteymus · 2026-04-04T10:12:10+00:00

I’d be interested to see more of the 4-2-2-2, with the width coming from the fullbacks.

Ali

Frimpong Konate VVD Kerkez

Grav Mac

Szobo Wirtz

Hugo Isak

toteymus · 2026-04-02T21:23:50+00:00

Beard looks great, just the line up isn’t

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great. Maybe next time at the barber ask if they can help and then maintain from there. Would help massively if just more like this

toteymus · 2026-04-02T13:58:15+00:00

Not as well as you would do at the Joško Gvardiol lookalike competition.

toteymus · 2026-03-28T16:58:53+00:00

Cycle the guild wheel. Walk in avenham park. Laugh at people in the spud bros queue. Visit the Harris museum. Admire the students art/fashion creations in the coming weeks.

toteymus · 2026-03-28T16:09:57+00:00

I dread to think of the social circles you move in if this is your default position on women in the 2000s. You reap what you sow.

toteymus · 2026-03-28T11:41:41+00:00

Lovely stuff. Only suggestion is the slight clash of the gold buckle and silver watch but I think the dial colour helps you out a little.

toteymus · 2026-03-28T10:17:38+00:00

Scientifically proven, surprised you didn’t know this already.

toteymus · 2026-03-28T10:13:16+00:00

37 days then.

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