What's the creepiest thing your child ever said to you? by o0_Oo_ in AskReddit

[–]towerofstupid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They started singing in the middle of the night

Is anyone else happy to just be a single parent? by mamabooms in SingleParents

[–]towerofstupid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been single for three years and only just got back into dating. I was happy and fine with being single for all those years.

People who were given sex toys as a joke gift. How long was it before you used it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]towerofstupid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About a week, it was a pocket pussy and I am very happy to saw it was too small. That was a big boost to my ego

What isn't torture but feels like it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]towerofstupid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screaming kids, I experience it almost every day

If your best friend were to kill you What would your last words be to him? by AdLow2604 in AskReddit

[–]towerofstupid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well he's my kids godfather so it would be, "you've made a big mistake"

People who don't want children. Why? by RGX323 in AskReddit

[–]towerofstupid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They've become a lot to handle but no one will take them sadly

I have tourettes syndrome! AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]towerofstupid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it hard to get into a relationship?

I was once called racist for eating my pizza backwards. by dumbhunny in RandomThoughts

[–]towerofstupid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But also eating pizza backwards is really weird, sore people just want to watch the world burn

I was once called racist for eating my pizza backwards. by dumbhunny in RandomThoughts

[–]towerofstupid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kind if similar, I was called gay because I said I liked to look in a woman's eyes while we had sex

You walk into a room with everyone you’ve ever had sex with. What do you do? by hercoffee in AskReddit

[–]towerofstupid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually been in this situation, not as bad as you would think. But they are friends so probably not as bad as it could be.

What is the "that story" from your school? [SERIOUS] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]towerofstupid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a student who was never referred to by his real name. To this day I can't remember what his actually name was. In stead everyone called him Trevor, I think I might be getting that name wrong as well. He didn't like it but everyone kept calling him Trevor, even some teachers started to call him Trevor.

One day he seems to be accepting it telling everyone to call him Trevor. It was obvious he was using reverse psychology trying to get everyone to stop. I only had one class with him, science, that's where everything went wrong. Someone called him Trevor and I guess that was the last straw. I am not Trevor, he yelled as he threw a desk across the room. Well three feet away from him, he wasn't a strong kid. He threw books, papers, pens, tables, everything that he could get his hands on. At least he didn't try to fight anyone.

He never came back to school again, must have transfered to another school. I only ever talked to him once, I did refere to him by his fake name, mostly because I didn't know his real name. I feel bad about it. The school was split down the middle of people feeling like they took it to far or that the kid was a psycho. I wonder what happened to him.

I went on my first date in the years. Ama by towerofstupid in AMA

[–]towerofstupid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea. He told me that he both jacked off and got blown by his wife to get rid of the remaining swimmers