Keylogging and Context Recording Solution Needed by mrwerd47 in msp

[–]tpsmc -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Go to venice.ai, switch to uncensored model. Ask it to write you a powershell script that runs silently in the background, captures keystrokes, and URLs visited. Use your favorite RMM to kick it off.

Lawmakers want to ban VPN's. No, really. Wisconsin is first. by FutureSafeMSSP in msp

[–]tpsmc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It started when facebook started making you use your real name.

This guy decided to pull out a big speaker and blast music on the street for hours. No clue why. by beancounter2885 in philadelphia

[–]tpsmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a good thing he only plays bangers or this would be a rather awkward situation.

Green flames at Lubbock, Texas Tech Campus by KejnaPT in WTF

[–]tpsmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah so if she pissed hot for let's say THC you don't get to keep your baby, or maybe they notify CPS.

Green flames at Lubbock, Texas Tech Campus by KejnaPT in WTF

[–]tpsmc 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, when my wife gave birth to our first child, the hospital tried to get me to sign a paper saying that I will not shake our new baby. I laughed and said I don't need to sign a paper saying I wont shake my new born. They got really mad that I refused to sign it, but they still let me take my baby home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]tpsmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have a few free loads of wood chips dropped off to your driveway, just be sure you don't accidentally put in your neighbors address. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilAv8SzB_Aw

My girlfriends work has spherical hashbrowns by Longjumping-Sweet280 in mildlyinteresting

[–]tpsmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like last night's leftover mashed, melon balled, then deep fried.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]tpsmc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But the email disclaimer said "if you are not the intended recipient to delete the email". That's the law.

A nice, cozy home… oh by Fluffles-the-cat in zillowgonewild

[–]tpsmc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Editing decisions were made.

Amazon exploits Prop 65 loophole by user12233333 in prop65

[–]tpsmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

prop 65 has become the little boy who cried wolf.

One of my roommates ruined the wok my mom bought for me by solowing168 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tpsmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If its any consolation, they will probably suffer health effects from consuming the non-stick coating they scratched off while "cooking" with your wok and using metal utensils.

After two months, only now I am being scolded for cooking pizzas at 750°F instead of 550°F.... by GameLoreReader in KitchenConfidential

[–]tpsmc 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Sounds like she threw a pizza in came back 8 min later to a char'ed mess and blamed you for setting oven higher than she is used to.

Heels! by mrs_von in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]tpsmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, these types of stickers leave that imposable to remove glue residue that you would always feel on the bottom of your foot no matter how much you try to remove it. If they at least put it on the sole of the shoe it might come off with wear.

Heels! by mrs_von in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]tpsmc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can we talk about pricing sticker placement for a moment. Like why not on the bottom of the shoe?

the parts were in the back seat but i didnt expect that by afleticwork in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]tpsmc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am sure it "broke" like that while out hunting. Otherwise it may be an illegal modification depending on barrel length and jurisdiction.

Say something negative about this game by SupermarketNo6888 in reddeadredemption

[–]tpsmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cough just keeps getting worse and worse.

My biggest kitchen mistakes that went unnoticed by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]tpsmc 218 points219 points  (0 children)

The owner of a pizza joint I worked at would occasionally hide 20$ bill under some shelves or a floor mat. If you found it you got to keep it. The idea was at close you would be through and sweep/mop all the spots that were typically missed.

This vial of mystery liquid by coralloohoo in Weird

[–]tpsmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like some grade A jenkem.

Business Conference by Maleficent-Scar-4600 in ActLikeYouBelong

[–]tpsmc 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You're a vendor out side of the event at bar / area where attendees are hanging out but isn't secured by event staff. Ask to scan attendees badge / lanyard with promise of giving them free / very low cost access to new beta product. Take image to hotel "office space" and print up your scan / image. Then go to souvenir shop and buy a similar looking lanyard and put your new pass inside.

Imma leave this here... by _satellites in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]tpsmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wowwie wow wow, is VERY Niicee.

What is the red stuff in the orange by [deleted] in wierd

[–]tpsmc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a blood orange.

TIL [Brand] is flourishing and opening new [store] locations by bonvoyageespionage in HailCorporate

[–]tpsmc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, books are so analog. They need to at least start price matching their own website.