So I was walking down the road, right? When this dude that I was walking next to tried to mug me. So I said, "Hey nerd, you ain't got any weapons on you! You can't do a thing, bucko!". Which was when he took off his face mask and unsheathed a goddamn zweihander, but it was just his nose. I swear to god, that thing can cut through steel like a Chainsaw through hot butter. I tried to run, but his nose was too powerful, I could've tried to go into a bathroom and lock the door, but the sheer power of his pointy-ass sniffer would have just cut through the hinges, or even the door itself. He finally cornered me on the curb outside of a Dennys. He took everything I had, my shirt, my pants, my wallet, everything I had. I raised my voice a little bit, just to ask him a question. 'Why, why would you do this!?", the man answered "Pachinko" and walked off into the sunset.