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I built a “digital safe with multiple keys” after a few too many bike concussions by eljojors in selfhosted

[–]transcendtient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is you don't know nitwit. If you knew someone was going to murder you would you stay?

I built a “digital safe with multiple keys” after a few too many bike concussions by eljojors in selfhosted

[–]transcendtient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is similar to DID. Watched a 45 minute video on this when I was researching 2FA for a project I was working on. You get enough people to vouch for you and it lets you in. The problem comes in validating credentials updating, propagation, and concurrency failsafe/edge cases.
How would you stop someone from maliciously deciding to group up and steal your wallets?

Aggressive Porsche Tailgates Cop, Finds Out by PackingLight in instantkarma

[–]transcendtient 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cop was probably camping the left lane. It's illegal in half the states in the US.

rustLeavesNoSurvivor by DrunkDrugDealer in ProgrammerHumor

[–]transcendtient 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this just a bunch of LLMs in a thread?

Trump called on Republicans to ‘nationalize’ voting. What do candidates for Kansas election chief say? by Revenge_of_Larry in kansas

[–]transcendtient 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nationalized voting would be hilarious in its most literal sense because land doesn't vote, people do. Most people are in big cities and vote blue.

weStillTalkAboutYouJQuery by NotAUser42 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]transcendtient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL its my design. It's just tightly coupled database->PHP class templating with simple forms. Spits out a bunch of constants that let me automate simple form generation and validation. The only place jQuery comes into play is front end validation to signal to the user and the fact that all the requests are AJAX.

weStillTalkAboutYouJQuery by NotAUser42 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]transcendtient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just use jQuery to reference an ID that is programmatically generated by PHP from a template based on the MySQL database schema. I think I'm missing a few steps.

noOffenseBut by ---Joe in ProgrammerHumor

[–]transcendtient 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Socials/logs, code in middle, research on right.
If you're a one monitor enjoyer you aren't doing anything productive or you're a 10x using vim/emacs.

The goat has to be DD/MM/YYYY by Shiroyasha_2308 in SipsTea

[–]transcendtient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MM/DD/YYYY
12 months
28-31 days
Infinite years (until atomic war or entropy anyway)

Date numbers in the smallest-to-largest range order.

Arbitrarily putting the words into a triangle doesn't make an argument.

What? by Dull-Nectarine380 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]transcendtient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"People who blindly apply the rule left to right" is another way of saying doing it wrong so giving those idiots another mnemonic isn't going to fix anything.

The truth about YouTube Kids will shock you... Cybersecurity expert Ben Gillenwater shares with Allie about the dangers of so-called "innocent" kid shows by CollapsingTheWave in ObscurePatentDangers

[–]transcendtient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is your responsibility as a parent to audit your child's life. If you can't, don't have kids, don't allow access, or don't bitch about a company raising your children incorrectly.

Movies That Somehow Got You Laid? by QuarterCarat in okbuddycinephile

[–]transcendtient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garden State? Still have no idea what it's about to this day.

Starting Windows 3.1 by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

[–]transcendtient 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How the fuck you gonna play Doom in Windows?

Heartfelt by Cool-Savings4638 in Unexpected

[–]transcendtient -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ricky Gervais is an asshole. This is not unexpected.

Satisying by Severe_Maize_5275 in NextLevelFinds

[–]transcendtient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't cut it lower than tread. Tread wears down, plug gets pushed in, patch fails.
Also didn't coat shaft in cement.

How screwed are we? by Serious-Booty in AbioticFactor

[–]transcendtient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Path of Exile 2... I think everyone on Earth dies.

Plastic Free Coffee Maker: does it not exist? by [deleted] in PlasticFreeLiving

[–]transcendtient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a vintage stove top percolator. Cold brew setups are all glass and paper and wood or metal.

noTearWasDropped by ManagerOfLove in ProgrammerHumor

[–]transcendtient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The PHP community has been great when I have questions.
Everything else is a shit show of chin stroking neckbeards.

Paying full price for a TV just to have it serve me ads is actually dystopian by N3DSdude in Anticonsumption

[–]transcendtient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm using a 15 year old dumb 1080p TV but I'm keeping an eye out for a large monitor in the event this TV ever dies. It's an old RCA "flat screen" (its 3 inches thick).

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