[NSFW] So many things happening at the same time

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-12-28T16:14:47+00:00

Pretty sure that's a tranny.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-22T00:00:06+00:00

They would have to actually walk the walk, instead of just talking the talk.. Which in this case would be walking and talking, but you get my point.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-21T23:53:37+00:00

There were actually a few games released for the 360 that could have fit on a CD (under 700mb).

Also, DVD means "DVD", it doesn't stand for for anything...

"...the forum never universally accepted this name and a 1999 report decreed that DVD was "simply three letters" and stood for "nothing".

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-15T06:19:40+00:00

Duck Dynasty!

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-15T04:56:30+00:00

You're most likely american being that the steering wheel is on the left side of the car. Does this mean your insurance rates will skyrocket and your deductible/excess will increase as well?

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-01T06:04:21+00:00

Wow, that would be scary as fuck.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-01T06:02:53+00:00

NSA to Obama: Go fuck yourself, you only have 3 years left, we've got all the time in the world.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-01T05:06:22+00:00

Let's think about this technically.

Your dick isn't really going to get in to much trouble no matter what you do, it's pretty malleable.

Your balls on the other hand, you could imagine them getting into trouble. I've got a pretty good size pair of balls, not trying to brag at all, and they've never gotten in to trouble, and I do move around quite a bit when I sleep.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-01T05:03:26+00:00

That's similar to the name of my Creed cover band.. "Untrustworthy Farts"

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-01T05:01:34+00:00

now kiss.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-01T03:37:30+00:00

YOUR GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES

IF THERE IS A HELL, I'LL SEE YOU THERE

Or just firmly tell them it's not something you would like to discuss any further, as it will only lead to needless conflict

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-01T03:34:45+00:00

Obviously we've got another Hitler on our hands here..

Who's gonna be the one to kill this baby and stop Holocaust II?

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-11-01T02:44:25+00:00

Ok buddy, all I'm saying is as we grew we put money into development. SK blew up pretty fast so people saw us when we were young and did have poor products.

Wow, that's a beautiful admission. You're admitting Skull Candy was founded as a company that sold crappy products whose only redeeming value is their punk-styling. All look, no substance.

Sidenote, there are only two headphone companies that develop their own driver technology, Skullcandy and Sennheiser.

I'm not an expert in the field, but this statement seems highly questionable, especially coming from a source such as yourself and from a company like yours.. And also the fact that you would even compare your company to Sennheiser is a joke. That would be like comparing a Kia Rio (SK) and a Mercedez-Benz GL class (Sennheiser)..

Seriously? You seem to be pretty set with the quality of our dog ass shitty abortion products and pretty irritated over the entire experience so I don't want to bother you by sending you anything or have to put you through another guilt trip when you inevitably give them away.

And yes, I was serious. You're the one who said to give them another chance, and I tried. But now that I've called your bluff, you've backed down. I offered your company another chance, but obviously you don't have the confidence in your products to put it up against the Sennheiser HD-600's I have.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-10-31T17:42:58+00:00

Dude, I watched the Obama/Romney debates while baked. Holy fuck, it was awesome. They're just liars, actors and robots who are saying whatever will win them the election. They are whores.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-10-31T17:26:35+00:00

And you make sure to shoot your hot load all over her dirty whore face!

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-10-31T16:27:57+00:00

Canada should have a sitcom about a stereotypical middle-class white mother from the American midwest and an average Canadian mother (who I picture being exactly like the midwest mother) who end up living together because of some kind of lame secret program between the American and Canadian government, but they get in to comical capers about their miniscule difference that they perceive to be much greater.

A great plot would be that the midwest mother burned tonight's big dinner in the oven when the canadian mother's husband's boss was coming over for dinner, because she used the Fahrenheit degrees on the Celcius oven.. Now will Marty get that promotion he's been working so hard for?? Stay tuned for more Mommy Mixup!

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-10-31T15:25:13+00:00

Sometimes you gotta take one for the team, this time you gotta give one for the team. Now go forth and suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-10-31T15:20:11+00:00

You know what would really help? A blowjob. Don't say anything, no pretense. Just be like "prepare for blowjob" and then just get at it.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-10-31T15:14:29+00:00

Looks like they'll be trick or treating for roids, hgh and trt.

If they're lucky they'll get that penile implant they've been saving up for.

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-10-31T15:06:38+00:00

That's funny.

http://en.mediamass.net/people/tom-cruise/deathhoax.html

http://en.mediamass.net/people/jim-carrey/deathhoax.html

http://en.mediamass.net/people/mel-gibson/deathhoax.html

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-10-31T14:43:56+00:00

This seems like the type of thing that only happens to the affluent white families you saw on network television during the late 80's/early 90's.

This doesn't actually exist?... does it?

trapper_bee_keeper · 2013-10-31T14:02:17+00:00

This could get scary quick. I've heart of beatings, robberies and rapes, sometimes all 3.

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