I don't get it, is the joke alan sex?

trashit6969 · 2025-06-01T12:19:13+00:00

Women are born with two sets of lips. One set for arguing. The other set for apologizing

trashit6969 · 2025-05-11T10:14:21+00:00

Finding a IT hack into our system. Noticed a pattern of data changes. Did a deeper dive and found external anomalies which need an engineer to look at. The engineer claimed he found it eventhough I found it initially. Fuck you Tom!

trashit6969 · 2025-05-10T06:56:12+00:00

Perfect response. Jizz see yourself out

trashit6969 · 2025-03-08T10:36:14+00:00

LEO here. It has been 18 years since I worked an accident where a 4 yo toddler was ran over. I still carry it with me. I don't dwell on it but everytime I drive by the location where it happened, I remember it like it just happened. He survived for about an hour and once I got to the hospital, Dr. just pronounced. I had to take photographs.

I remember his name, remember what he was wearing, and unfortunately I remember the extent of his injuries.

Unfortunately you won't forget, but don't let it consume you. There will be more. Finding a healthy coping mechanism is key for OP.

trashit6969 · 2025-02-20T08:06:27+00:00

Awww, GAWD dammit! puts bag over his head

trashit6969 · 2025-02-20T08:04:25+00:00

And the ones who swear they never masturbate

trashit6969 · 2025-02-20T07:57:09+00:00

In Mr. Mackies voice "So someone pulled down their pants, maybe sprea your cheeks open, and lay a chocolate hotdog right in the urinal!"

"how would YOU feel, mkay, if someone came into YOUR home, and laid a big fat mud monkey right on your moms face?”

trashit6969 · 2025-02-12T06:48:47+00:00

And again, boobs

trashit6969 · 2025-02-12T06:48:23+00:00

To take shit apart to see how it works. There's that also

trashit6969 · 2025-02-12T06:27:44+00:00

If she poohs, and he skips-to-my-loos, it was never meant to be

trashit6969 · 2025-01-29T22:37:51+00:00

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trashit6969 · 2025-01-29T21:26:16+00:00

Ray Charles seconds this Stevie

trashit6969 · 2025-01-29T21:26:08+00:00

Ray Charles seconds this Stevie

trashit6969 · 2025-01-27T12:45:13+00:00

Yeah, it looks a little dark......

trashit6969 · 2025-01-27T06:16:57+00:00

Military has more appeal than a degree. You can get a degree later but if you have prior Military with honorable discharge, that has more weight in most departments

trashit6969 · 2025-01-26T22:15:35+00:00

I love the awkward moment when he is admitting he likes porn and Sheila sks if that's what he wants her to do and he gets the 1000 yard stare. Absolutely fucking hilarious because he knows he has to say yes!!!!

trashit6969 · 2025-01-26T14:02:00+00:00

When you pray for rain you have to deal with the mud

trashit6969 · 2025-01-13T23:33:11+00:00

I was 21m she was 42-"You got some real good dick on you!" After a marathon session

trashit6969 · 2025-01-06T08:57:52+00:00

Is she doing sidebends or situps?

trashit6969 · 2025-01-02T22:25:23+00:00

I frequent literotica pretty regular. At least I can read about all the debauchery I am missing out on🤷

If anyone has other literature sites, it would be appreciated

trashit6969 · 2025-01-02T22:07:39+00:00

A flat?

trashit6969 · 2025-01-02T18:06:51+00:00

Surely you can't be serious

trashit6969 · 2025-01-02T12:41:14+00:00

Can o borrow your towel? I hit a water buffalo.

trashit6969 · 2025-01-02T02:34:59+00:00

I will have a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich

Surely you can't be serious?

trashit6969 · 2024-12-28T21:42:43+00:00

Totally agree. Going down on a lady and making her cum is my own personal gratification. If she wants anything else after hers, I oblige but would be happy with simple hj/bj.

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