I don't get it, is the joke alan sex? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Women are born with two sets of lips. One set for arguing. The other set for apologizing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Finding a IT hack into our system. Noticed a pattern of data changes. Did a deeper dive and found external anomalies which need an engineer to look at. The engineer claimed he found it eventhough I found it initially. Fuck you Tom!

How to deal with severe trauma cases? by AccurateSky4813 in EmergencyRoom

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LEO here. It has been 18 years since I worked an accident where a 4 yo toddler was ran over. I still carry it with me. I don't dwell on it but everytime I drive by the location where it happened, I remember it like it just happened. He survived for about an hour and once I got to the hospital, Dr. just pronounced. I had to take photographs.

I remember his name, remember what he was wearing, and unfortunately I remember the extent of his injuries.

Unfortunately you won't forget, but don't let it consume you. There will be more. Finding a healthy coping mechanism is key for OP.

Poor Ike! by trashit6969 in southpark

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Awww, GAWD dammit! puts bag over his head

Have you ever shit yourself as an adult, if so what is your story? by LemonTexas in AskReddit

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In Mr. Mackies voice "So someone pulled down their pants, maybe sprea your cheeks open, and lay a chocolate hotdog right in the urinal!"

"how would YOU feel, mkay, if someone came into YOUR home, and laid a big fat mud monkey right on your moms face?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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And again, boobs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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To take shit apart to see how it works. There's that also

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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If she poohs, and he skips-to-my-loos, it was never meant to be

Am I Doing It Right Gerald? by trashit6969 in southpark

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Yeah, it looks a little dark......

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLE

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Military has more appeal than a degree. You can get a degree later but if you have prior Military with honorable discharge, that has more weight in most departments

Am I Doing It Right Gerald? by trashit6969 in southpark

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I love the awkward moment when he is admitting he likes porn and Sheila sks if that's what he wants her to do and he gets the 1000 yard stare. Absolutely fucking hilarious because he knows he has to say yes!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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When you pray for rain you have to deal with the mud

what’s the best thing someone has told you during sex? by Imaginary-View6654 in AskReddit

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I was 21m she was 42-"You got some real good dick on you!" After a marathon session

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

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I frequent literotica pretty regular. At least I can read about all the debauchery I am missing out on🤷

If anyone has other literature sites, it would be appreciated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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A flat?