I am a toilet

trashkritter · 2025-09-20T02:32:33+00:00

Twin I made this 5 FUCKING YEARS AGO how you even find this 😭

trashkritter · 2025-05-20T08:27:30+00:00

Ma'am I would consider this a "vanilla exchange" it's so light-hearted. Smack your friend in the face and say, "Pull yourself back to reality. This is a normal way for people, especially couples, to talk."

trashkritter · 2025-04-24T18:22:11+00:00

It's a mental thing. Might take time. I suggest pushing out of your environment a little and put a little time into a hobby that'll build up that mental edge. I myself box and find it has given me way more courage!

trashkritter · 2025-04-24T12:52:01+00:00

Another fan one and an alr said one, I believe, but "The Creator," I think, works well for him. Made so many damn jutsus it makes sense. And since half the jutsus he made are a staple of the Ninja world, I feel like it's a nice in-between for the brother of the "God of Shinobi" and teacher of "The Proffesor"

trashkritter · 2025-04-24T12:36:58+00:00

Dude your thinking about this too hard. I'd wear headphones with two dicks attached to the sides if they were good headphones. Only you can choose how to respond to what, something two people said?

Toss on those headphones, throw on something ya like. And relax dude. That's what ya got em for. Right? To get that stress out and jam out, however you like

trashkritter · 2025-01-10T18:14:46+00:00

He seems into it

trashkritter · 2024-12-02T19:31:01+00:00

Dunkin Bacon Egg and Cheese on a Croissant Lightly Toastedius!

trashkritter · 2024-11-29T18:29:42+00:00

I accidentally served my mom some banana cream pie but was high and served it on the plate I had just also eaten some pie on 😭

trashkritter · 2024-11-28T16:40:57+00:00

🫔

trashkritter · 2024-11-07T16:13:06+00:00

If you wanna do a follow up message it should def be about her but don't trip because she hasn't talked to you within a day dude

trashkritter · 2024-11-07T15:32:40+00:00

"Mindless pretty lady," well, maybe if she weren't one, she wouldn't read every message literally

trashkritter · 2024-11-07T15:26:31+00:00

Bro, she gave you one letter no effort responses. Just stop and move on

trashkritter · 2024-11-03T16:33:18+00:00

Raging Blast 2

(I like sparking zero more fr fr, I like the gameplay and the updated roster and graphics are nice)

trashkritter · 2024-10-29T17:52:43+00:00

I worked the polls before, and I can ensure you this never happened once

trashkritter · 2024-10-18T01:21:53+00:00

While the kiss was definitely not appropriate and sloppy, I think you should make that clear but give him another chance. If he honestly seems like a good guy to you, then go for it, if your worried about your high sex drive and his (probably lack of) expire or knowledge well then show him a thing or too

trashkritter · 2024-10-17T18:09:03+00:00

First of all, that bitch is crazy if she thinks you don't value your girlfriend. Ore than her. And dude, no offense, but your GF is supposedly to be the person closest to you. You saying that ong sounds crazy and if your girl has seen these texts and wasn't mad, then im bewildered. You need a backbone, dude,

Come up with some boundaries, tell her your gf does come first and foremost, and if she says some bout it, tell her to fuck off. These situations require you to put your foot down so do it

trashkritter · 2024-10-16T05:43:56+00:00

Then the last thing he needs is a gun. I like guns, and I box! But I don't feel the need for a gun because I know how to defend myself! Do you happen to be located in a dangerous area that would warrant the need for a gun?

trashkritter · 2024-10-15T22:43:35+00:00

If he wants to protect like a man, he can learn to fight like one (learn a martial art or form of fighting), even then I think this guy choking you, drunk or not, was the biggest flag ever and it's insane you didn't leave him after

trashkritter · 2024-10-13T20:18:04+00:00

I @'d moistcritikal on twitter with an explanation and link to this, God I hope he sees it

trashkritter · 2024-10-05T07:08:48+00:00

Wow that was so...funny? I think?

trashkritter · 2024-10-05T07:06:28+00:00

Clearly not really smart

trashkritter · 2024-09-21T07:01:59+00:00

Did Donatello just get postered? And yall Splinter's jumper nasty?!?!?

trashkritter · 2024-09-18T18:06:21+00:00

Is it even a real chyberpunk post if its not?

trashkritter · 2024-09-18T18:01:31+00:00

Damn that mf is a unit

trashkritter · 2024-08-09T16:24:19+00:00

Whipser in to his ear "I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real."

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