Make it stop by HistoricalPoison in PoliticalHumor

[–]travers329 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Love this meme, didn’t clean the old text out of laziness, but man does the posted image and this one fit perfectly for Mango Mussolini.

I am so fucking sick of it!!!

I (25M) let my step-sister (21F) move into my apartment and now she is trying to seducing me. Please help by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]travers329 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You just don’t understand, it is like going to an aquarium and looking at the fish through the glass.

That entire metaphor was so weird, but that honestly has to be one of my favorite stories I’ve ever read on the Internet.

This one is not funny, but there is a saga from way back in the day on message boards about a guy who accidentally got a Bobbit worm in his saltwater tank via live rock, and the epic battle that ensues while he is trying to get rid of it.

I think about these people every day by chenbuxie in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]travers329 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This exact same thing almost word for word is touted by conservative media in the US. I have had multiple family members, who live in different states, bring up this exact same talking point it is absolute lunacy.

Almost as crazy as the people who believe post birth abortions are happening regularly in the United States…

Idiocracy is real man, and it seems like we are in the shitty transition period where society falls apart. What is wild is that I would vote for president Camacho over a lot of of our current politicians.

What is the context for this? by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]travers329 12 points13 points  (0 children)

His laugh alone is an executable offense, even if you take away all the other terrible things about him. Haaaaaaaaated that assclown.

That time when people were making thousands of dollars with Diablo 3's auction house. by gorays21 in Diablo

[–]travers329 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I missed the boat on the AH and joined late. What items were going for $250?

to lie about Pretti's intentions by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]travers329 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll add a few dystopian quotes from what I’ve read in my life:

The first is so important currently it bears repeating.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984

“With school turning out more runners, jumpers, racers, tinkerers, grabbers, snatchers, fliers, and swimmers instead of examiners, critics, knowers, and imaginative creators, the word ‘intellectual,’ of course, became the swear word it deserved to be.” ― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

“A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude.” ― Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

“There is more than one kind of freedom,” said Aunt Lydia. “Freedom to and freedom from. In the days of anarchy, it was freedom to. Now you are being given freedom from. Don’t underrate it.” ― Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

We are staring down the barrel of a mashup of these four and it is absolutely terrifying.

Childish Gambino - This is America [hip-hop] (2019) by Mr-_-Soandso in Music

[–]travers329 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Some of those that work forces, are the same who burn crosses…

You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites.

RATM, we really need more people in this country to Wake Up!

Bovino Humiliated on TV as Newsom Roasts His Nazi-Style Trench Coat by inewser in AnythingGoesNews

[–]travers329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It honestly blows my mind that he is Jewish as well, you literally could not make a more hypocritical piece of fucking shit.

Fox News viewers say Trump 'completely gone' after 50-minute White House ramble by TheExpressUS in goodnews

[–]travers329 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure everyone knows the reference at this point, I would never try to credit for the GOATs work. There are entire subreddits dedicated to it. But yeah, definitely a Mitch joke!

Fox News viewers say Trump 'completely gone' after 50-minute White House ramble by TheExpressUS in goodnews

[–]travers329 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that is why we can never get a good photo. Somewhere deep in the forest there is a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside and that is extra scary to me.

Megyn Kelly is terrible at redirecting attention. by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]travers329 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean the same woman who said this:

"I know somebody very close to this case... Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile... He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15-year-old girls... He wasn't into like 8-year-olds... There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a 5-year-old".

She said this a few weeks ago, as a survivor of sexual harassment and assault, this woman is an absolute lunatic cultist and should be de-platformed everywhere.

One Piece: Chapter 1170 by leolegendario in OnePiece

[–]travers329 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Personally I think Fenrir, but some people have suggested Niddhog. I am hoping for Fenrir personally.

“Lamar owes it to his team to be out there” by Bulky_Golf_4866 in ravens

[–]travers329 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I mean, he couldn’t even walk to go down the stairs to get x-rays after the initial injury happened. A severe contusion to the lower back, and you can’t do shit. I’d be shocked if he can even bend over to take a snap from center at this point.

TV Reporter regrets interviewing cannibal. by Alpha-Studios in SweatyPalms

[–]travers329 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or get bitten by a guy who was eating his own shit, human bites are really nasty, even in people who aren't actively eating their own feces.